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THE BRITISH THREAD II

 
 
Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2008 02:30 pm
ok mr mcquietpanamahat

you could read it that way!

I believe they are on the outskirts of panama now, supping champagne and contemplating an afternoon ride to the five star hotel.
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McTag
 
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2008 02:33 pm
My panama hat is

Silent, upon a peak in Darien
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McTag
 
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2008 02:37 pm
Nillo-nillo

extra time

Come on you Gers.
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McTag
 
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2008 03:29 pm
McTag wrote:
Nillo-nillo

extra time

Come on you Gers.


And Rangers win on pens.

Laughing

Police leave in Manchester cancelled, the bears are coming.
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spendius
 
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2008 05:25 pm
There are 16 pumps on the bar in my pub.

One of them has a sign on it saying "THE OLD SPECKLED HEN". A proper one in plastic lettering. There's a cardboard sign written in chalk attached to the handle saying "Coming Soon".

It's been there for a while so I asked the barman, it is Thursday, "when's the Old Speckled Hen coming then?"

He said that it had been delivered but that it hadn't settled yet. Disdainfully.

And there's another non-operative pump called SPITFIRE. That has a chalk sign reading, "Up Next".
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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2008 12:26 am
That sounds like a good boozer, a landlord who cares about his beers.

There are quite a few good ales to be sampled available nowadays. Not that I'm a connoisseur or anything. I think CAMRA is a good thing, it's probably mostly down to them.
Nice old pubs in Manchester include the Lass o' Gowrie and the Peveril of the Peak. Good names, eh? I think the first was called after a sailing ship.

As was the Prospect of Whitby.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2008 03:48 am
McTag wrote:
McTag wrote:
Nillo-nillo

extra time

Come on you Gers.


And Rangers win on pens.

Laughing

Police leave in Manchester cancelled, the bears are coming.
NO

Stop press...European Cup final venues swapped!!!

EUFA Cup Rangers now play Zenit St Petersburg at Luzinski stadium Moscow
Champions League Man Utd play Chelsea at the City of Manchester Stadium


Makes sense to me.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2008 03:54 am
What an excellent result that was last night. The look on Oliver Kahn's face as the last Zenit goal went in was priceless.


There's a pub round here called the Blind Fiddler. Never been in. Too noisy
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2008 04:03 am
meanwhile my local council has gone conservative.

and Boris is going to be the next Mayor of London. That should boost tourism a bit.
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spendius
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2008 04:30 am
My pub thing was for Clary lads. You lot are too young and innocent for stuff like that.

Did you actually think I was telling you about my pub like Mathos tells you how much salt he puts on his soft-boiled chucky-egg.

I was using the found objects I see before me as a sort of canvas on which to place my feeble attempts at artistic impression.

I don't see things in quite the same way most people seem to see them.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2008 04:39 am
spendius wrote:
My pub thing was for Clary lads. You lot are too young and innocent for stuff like that...

I don't see things in quite the same way most people seem to see them.
Stick to John Smith's extra smooth.
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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2008 05:34 am
Steve 41oo wrote:
What an excellent result that was last night. The look on Oliver Kahn's face as the last Zenit goal went in was priceless.


There's a pub round here called the Blind Fiddler. Never been in. Too noisy


Pub names are great, eh.
The Blind Beggar
The Black Boy
The Moon under the Water
The Swan with Two Nicks
The Cat & Fiddle
The Saracen's Head

and who could forget

The Oxnoble
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spendius
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2008 06:45 am
You forgot The Cock and Wallet Mac.
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Francis
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2008 07:22 am
This one is nice too:

http://img01.beerintheevening.com/de/deb6bdd233679438752aacea958fdb9f.jpg

Or the "Ye old fighting cocks":

http://www.stayinapub.com/Resources/pubpix/FI01%20-%20outside.gif
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spendius
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2008 07:31 am
A pub is "nice" Francis when the company and the beer are both nice. It's fixtures and fittings and its name are of no consequence.

And the company can only be nice after prolonged intimacy. You need to be able to say that if you're not in at 11 pm you're in the hospital.
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Francis
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2008 07:37 am
My using of the word "nice" has no British connotation, as I'm not aware of such technicalities..
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dadpad
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2008 07:45 am
How much is petrol in England today?

I paid AUD$1.70/ litre today. Bloody near fell over.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2008 09:17 am
Francis wrote:
My using of the word "nice" has no British connotation, as I'm not aware of such technicalities..
never mind Francis we knew what you meant.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2008 09:32 am
dadpad wrote:
How much is petrol in England today?

I paid AUD$1.70/ litre today. Bloody near fell over.
Not expensive enough if you ask me. Inconsiderate people forcing people into starvation just so they can motor about like Mr Toad.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2008 09:43 am
dadpad wrote:
How much is petrol in England today?

I paid AUD$1.70/ litre today. Bloody near fell over.




£1..07.9 pence per litre which equates to £4..90.5 pence per gallon.

Keep your tanks topped up though, there could be problems next week especially.
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