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THE BRITISH THREAD II

 
 
smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 27 Nov, 2007 11:33 am
Don't know what it means...

But it sounds FILTHY! Laughing

x
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Tue 27 Nov, 2007 11:48 am
Laughing
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 27 Nov, 2007 11:52 am
Them as can do, do.

Them as can't, teach.

Present company always excepted of course.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 27 Nov, 2007 01:52 pm
What a boasty lot you are!

Come on then! If you think yas hard enough!

Notice, stevies not saying owt...

Bet sussy could have given you a run for your money - in days of yore - before he became a celibrity - of course.

He's got a large one you know...

Not that I've ever been privvy to his nethers...

x
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Tue 27 Nov, 2007 04:15 pm
ew stop it
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 27 Nov, 2007 04:34 pm
A celibrity? Very Happy

Respect.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Tue 27 Nov, 2007 06:29 pm
yes i'm not sayin nuttin

discretion is the better part of velour.
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spendius
 
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Reply Tue 27 Nov, 2007 06:35 pm
I've got a thing going in the pub about how smoking was invented.

The suggestions are quite astonishing.

They didn't always go over to Holland for the duty free Golden Virginia. That's just refinement.

Monkeys don't smoke and they have 99.9% of our genes.

I don't know if non smokers are monkeys but they gibber-gabber enough to cause suspicions.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Tue 27 Nov, 2007 06:54 pm
Well thank you spendius, I think thats quite clear. How many pints of John Smith's was it tonight?
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 28 Nov, 2007 04:30 am
spendius wrote:
I've got a thing going in the pub about how smoking was invented.

The suggestions are quite astonishing.

They didn't always go over to Holland for the duty free Golden Virginia. That's just refinement.

Monkeys don't smoke and they have 99.9% of our genes.

I don't know if non smokers are monkeys but they gibber-gabber enough to cause suspicions.


Native tribes in New Guinea set fire to leaves and inhale the smoke.

They also stick bones through their noses.

I don't think the nasal bone-sticking does tham any harm, except cosmetically. Maybe we can learn from them.

Rolling Eyes
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spendius
 
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Reply Wed 28 Nov, 2007 08:25 am
No, no Mac,

How it was invented. Discovered.

Once nobody smoked and then they did. Think on that -not the simple stuff.

You're talking about how "we" discovered people smoking.

Do you always think from the suburban English lower-middle-class mind-set? Isn't that a bit racist.

I'm still trying to come to terms with the total absence of response to my post about the short scene in Cranford which I took the trouble to put up solely to help you all to improve yourselves a mite.

A.A. Gill once famously said that he had been watching women watch television and had concluded that it was the "colour and the movement".

I know a lady who went to the doctor's to complain about her watching programmes and not knowing what they had been about at the end. And she's quite posh. He put her on Prozac and now she doesn't know what anything is about.

With all this feminist influence in the higher reaches of society perhaps we men will fall into the same condition fairly soon.

Comments on football matches seem to bear out the thesis.
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 28 Nov, 2007 10:34 am
spendius wrote:
No, no Mac,

How it was invented. Discovered.

Once nobody smoked and then they did. Think on that -not the simple stuff.


Well it's obvious, isn't it. You've got your religious smoke, incense and that, to give you a clue.
When primitive man learned how to light fires and had a fire in his hut, he noticed that the smoke was good for killing insects and curing ham and fish.
So it stands to reason, he argued with Mrs Primitive, that it would probably be good for what ails you and would prolong your life if inhaled, by kippering your insides.
He noticed though, that wood smoke was a bit nippy on the eyes, especially if you enveloped yourself in it, and it made your bearskin stink.
So it was required to find aromatic leaves which could be rolled in a tube, and the smoke taken internally.
These were discovered growing in Virginia. The rest is smelly history. He didn't know at that time, being primitive, that the leaves contained an addictive substance. He found that out later, along with his other mistakes.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Wed 28 Nov, 2007 10:40 am
smorgs wrote:
Unless, of course, someone's offering marriage?

Take me away from all this. I'd make a good wife...

x


how big are the tits and how are the teeth?
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Wed 28 Nov, 2007 10:54 am
spendius wrote:

Do you always think from the suburban English lower-middle-class mind-set? Isn't that a bit racist.

I'm still trying to come to terms with the total absence of response to my post about the short scene in Cranford which I took the trouble to put up solely to help you all to improve yourselves a mite.
Thats terribly thoughtful of you. Now go suck a lemon.
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 28 Nov, 2007 10:54 am
McTag wrote:
spendius wrote:
Mac- Our promotion to the top of the stickies.


How can I find out what this means? (although I'm naturally very proud)


You answer mine, and I'll answer yours.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Wed 28 Nov, 2007 11:05 am
cycled 22 miles here http://www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/s/29/29260/Prince_of_Wales/Green_Tye
for lunch

the physician explained about hypertension and calcium channel inhibitors. The pharmacist arranged his chips in size order. I drank two pints of beer.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Wed 28 Nov, 2007 01:23 pm
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
smorgs wrote:
Unless, of course, someone's offering marriage?

Take me away from all this. I'd make a good wife...

x


how big are the tits and how are the teeth?


What's it to you, bpb?

I'd never entertain an American in my boudoir. Good gracious me, no!

They might shoot at me!

x
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spendius
 
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Reply Wed 28 Nov, 2007 01:55 pm
7 minutes the survey said. Shortest in the civilised world.

Steve wrote
Quote:
Now go suck a lemon.


One might conclude from that, without too much mental effort, that you didn't extricate all you might have done from the expensive education the government provided for you.

BTW. Ref Cranford- did anyone notice the creature on the left of the group on the five-barred gate gawping at the dressed cow. Inspired casting probably only noticed by lemon suckers on whom the director's care and attention is not wasted.

It was thoughtful showing the cow side on I thought.

The odd thing is after my post about the piano scene that AA Gill in the ST begins his review of Cranford (Five star) with a similar epiphany on Eileen Atkins -

Quote:
So, I sat down to Cranford(Sunday, BBC1) girded and gimlet-eyed, my modernist cudgel ready to bludgeon it to a silly pulp. Then, in the very first minute, Eileen Atkins gave me a look - just for a moment, a sideways look, more a glance, really, but it had such depth of character, such promise of interest and intimations of stories to come of hardship and parsimony, of steadfastness, piety, worldliness and a little kindness, all packed together in that one tiny gesture, like an apothecary's spice box - and I realised it was all up. I was hooked, gaffed, netted and filleted.


He must suck lemons I suppose. The piano scene had that effect on me.

AND DID YOU KNOW that if you Google Cranford one of the search results shows all our names on the Brit thread. It even has my "breasts, bottoms and cut glass decanters" jest on the main page. To think I almost used another expression instead of "cut-glass decanters".

Have you ever seen that close-up sideways look Dylan flashes at the camera on a key line in Idiot Wind in the Hard Rain movie. That's mighty scary. He uses it on the final version of the fabulous Series of Dreams video.

Which I'll now watch again having reminded myself of it.
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spendius
 
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Reply Wed 28 Nov, 2007 02:37 pm
And Idiot Wind is more powerful on You Tube than it every was on telly.
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 28 Nov, 2007 04:57 pm
Steve 41oo wrote:
cycled 22 miles here http://www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/s/29/29260/Prince_of_Wales/Green_Tye
for lunch

the physician explained about hypertension and calcium channel inhibitors. The pharmacist arranged his chips in size order. I drank two pints of beer.


Much Hadham, Hertfordshire, eh?

What's the origin of that placename, Steve?
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