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THE BRITISH THREAD II

 
 
spendius
 
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Reply Mon 22 Oct, 2007 06:38 am
So- if it arrests the child's development, and I agree that it does, then isn't the use of these effeminate terms in the service of not being called a granny when you are one a case of putting the adult's priorities above those of the child and such selfishness then being obfusticated by a stream of mawkish sentimentality which the schools then have to deal with as best they can.

I've asked around and there is 100% agreement that Nana and Nan-nan are soppy,soft, mard, pinkie and all points to Little Lord Fauntelroy.

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The story concerns an American boy named Cedric, who at an early age finds that he is the sole heir to a British earldom and leaves New York to take up residence in his ancestral castle, where, after some initial resistance, he is joined by his middle-class mother, "Dearest", the widow of the late heir. His grandfather, the Earl of Dorincourt, intends to teach the boy to become an aristocrat, but Cedric inadvertently teaches his grandfather compassion and social justice and the artless simplicity and motherly love of Dearest warms his heart.


Aaaahh!!!. Not like the England front row eh?
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 22 Oct, 2007 06:45 am
Like I said, I think you are taking this a bit too far.

Nana and grannie are both corruptions of "grandmother", are they not?

Not too much difference between them, then.

But I don't say nana, never never never. To my ear it sounds daft.

These and similar words exist in all languages, though. Is it worth getting in a lather about?
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Francis
 
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Reply Mon 22 Oct, 2007 07:56 am
While these words exist in every language, around here a Nana is a (very) attractive girl.
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 22 Oct, 2007 09:24 am
Vive le difference!

"He looks a proper nana, in his great big hobnailed boots
He has such a job to pull them up, he calls them daisy roots"


-L. Donegan
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spendius
 
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Reply Mon 22 Oct, 2007 09:33 am
Well Mac- my Mumsiewumsie( th'owd lady) and my Daddykins (Yonmon) and my Nanas, Nan-nans and what-not were all complete plonkers and them providing themselves with comforting euphemisms is to perpetrate a big con on the kids which is the wrong way to start out in life. It is sort of pretending that no copulation has been involved as it is quite difficult to imagine a Nana (not the French version) or a Nan-nan actually copulating and much easier to think of them as fluffy toys.

The end result is that kids lose all respect and fear of adults and the subsequent chaos is there for all to see.

I'll admit that it provides for hundreds of thousands of non-productive jobs to be created which is a plus for those who like "working". And if I wanted to "go too far" I could say that that is the general idea. First create the mess and then get a comfy job faking doing something about it.

There's Martial Law on the end of it.

I take the W.C. Fields position on these matters. Houses as breeding hutches for the creation of little monsters by hearsehoiles. The greeting card stuff is for sissies and violin players.

I will bet money that there's a statistical correlation between usage of Nana and Nan-nan and volume of greeting cards purchased and received all of which are full of lies and bullshit.

Check out This Be The Verse by Philip Larkin.
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 22 Oct, 2007 10:44 am
spendius wrote:
Well Mac- my Mumsiewumsie( th'owd lady) and my Daddykins (Yonmon) and my Nanas, Nan-nans and what-not were all complete plonkers and them providing themselves with comforting euphemisms is to perpetrate a big con on the kids which is the wrong way to start out in life. It is sort of pretending that no copulation has been involved as it is quite difficult to imagine a Nana (not the French version) or a Nan-nan actually copulating and much easier to think of them as fluffy toys.

The end result is that kids lose all respect and fear of adults and the subsequent chaos is there for all to see.


You're preaching to the converted about adults using baby-talk. I fid it daft, and sometimes sickening.

And it's true that many kids today have no respect for adults. Maybe we need to make them fear us, perhaps you're right.
I know that I've had no trouble with youths playing football beside my house (touch wood) since I hit one of them. I think his mother was quite grateful.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 22 Oct, 2007 11:01 am
I like nan





usually with chicken dansak


but couldnt eat a whole granny.
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spendius
 
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Reply Mon 22 Oct, 2007 11:20 am
I could if she was pink and chubby and had the usual spices for flavour.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 22 Oct, 2007 11:25 am
yeah well I'm not a granny eater. Wouldnt know where to start mate.
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spendius
 
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Reply Mon 22 Oct, 2007 01:32 pm
I knew a lady who won the Glamourous Granny Competition at Butlins when she was 31. It was mouth watering imagining her spit-roasted.

Wouldn't the Glamourous Nan-nan Competition sound ridiculous? And I knew the solicitor who coined the famous Grab a Granny Nite expression. Two grannies were fighting in a pub and he defended the winner who was on a ABH charge.

Why do they always charge the winners in these fights?
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 22 Oct, 2007 01:35 pm
spendius wrote:
Two grannies were fighting in a pub and he defended the winner who was on a ABH charge.
you mean HRT
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 22 Oct, 2007 11:44 pm
I can't beleive you are still going on about me being a Nan.

RESPECT THE NANA!

HERE ME NOW, NAUGHTY LITTLE BOYS, OR YOU'LL GET WHAT YOU DESERVE.

STEVE WAS RIGHT... LEAVE IT!

Francis, I love you. You're so sweet, charming and diplomatic. It's very sexy. You know how to talk to a lady, and if she isn't a lady, she would feel like one in your presence. x

WHY CAN'T YOU LOT GET SOME CHARM LESSONS OFF FRANCIS?

X
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 23 Oct, 2007 12:33 am
No hobnailed boots then?

Shocked Rolling Eyes
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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 23 Oct, 2007 01:28 am
It's proper NAAAAna, as in banana. Muckty, I expect better of you.

x
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 23 Oct, 2007 02:30 am
What did I do?

Shocked

BTW we Scots pronounce nana and the nana in banana exactly the same.

But we do differentiate between Wales and whales, and lock and loch, and when and wen, and wear and where, which is more than can be said for you lot.
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spendius
 
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Reply Tue 23 Oct, 2007 04:14 am
Quote:
Oh, my old man's a dustman,
He wears a dustman's hat,
He wears cor-blimey trousers
And he lives in a council flat.
He looks a proper nana
In his great big hobnail boots,
He's got such a job to pull them up
That he calls 'em daisy roots.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 23 Oct, 2007 10:34 am
Just got a text off my sister, who is visiting Ploland on a mini-break. Sounds very bleak...

She's off to Auschwitz tomorrow?

And how was your day?

x
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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 23 Oct, 2007 11:05 am
Today, this song was in my head:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=E5usk2yrw0E

x
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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 23 Oct, 2007 11:13 am
And this:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HTQMkojCqAA

x
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 23 Oct, 2007 01:04 pm
smorgs wrote:
Just got a text off my sister, who is visiting Ploland on a mini-break. Sounds very bleak...

She's off to Auschwitz tomorrow?

And how was your day?

x


Hey Michael Palin went there on his "Europe" programme broadcast last weekend.

My day was self-indulgent, lazy and highly unproductive.

Although I did grease all the moving parts on the garage door, and take some scrap to the tip.

I was told I shouldn't serve braised steak two nights running, so instead I made pasta with own-recipe sauce. Quite good.
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