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THE BRITISH THREAD II

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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 1 Oct, 2007 11:58 pm
spendius wrote:
Why what?


Why do they fly in a chevron formation, sillyspendy.

This IS able2know - aren't you an expert?

Aren't you a Gnu?

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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Tue 2 Oct, 2007 12:08 am
Good morning!

How are you bed companions doing today?

http://i20.tinypic.com/1zzrl9u.jpg
Millions and millions of those are to be found between London and Manchester I've read today.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 2 Oct, 2007 12:10 am
...and I havn't had my picture taken since I was last on the Waterchute.

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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 2 Oct, 2007 12:36 am
Two things I have noted this morning:

If you have a good hair day one day, the next day you will look like Ken Dodd.

It's hard to look alluring whilst eating a crumpet.

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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 2 Oct, 2007 12:42 am
WALTER!!!!

It's made me go all itchy!

I can't look at it, I'll have to go to work and hope this page has been used by the time I'm back.

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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Tue 2 Oct, 2007 01:53 am
Okay, here's a report without a pic (from yesterday's Mail):

http://i21.tinypic.com/x1ndat.jpg
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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 2 Oct, 2007 04:03 am
Walter!!!

Enough already!!!

Making me squeemish.

My house is very clean btw, come and eat your dinner off my mattress anytime.

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dadpad
 
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Reply Tue 2 Oct, 2007 04:05 am
Hello smorgie.

Ask your mum if you can come out and play.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Tue 2 Oct, 2007 04:10 am
I see you there spendy.

Stop sneaking around pretending your not here.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 2 Oct, 2007 04:13 am
I asked her...

She said "No! He's nowt but trouble, that DadPad".

'Spose I'll have to stay in work.

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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 2 Oct, 2007 04:15 am
I see you spendy, shakin' that ass...

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dadpad
 
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Reply Tue 2 Oct, 2007 04:15 am
Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad

Your old mam could be right though.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 2 Oct, 2007 04:15 am
Plug what pipe? DP.

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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 2 Oct, 2007 04:17 am
dadpad wrote:
Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad

Your old mam could be right though.


What? That your nowt but trouble or that 'monkey's go for your eyes if you stare at them'?


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dadpad
 
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Reply Tue 2 Oct, 2007 04:41 am
smorgs wrote:
Plug what pipe? DP.

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Seriouse but local political issue smorgs.

The city folk are sucking up our water so the can waste it in their toilets and on their gardens.

smorgs wrote:
What? That your nowt but trouble or that 'monkey's go for your eyes if you stare at them'?x


I'm nowt but trouble.



@(*O*)@ .....a Koala for you to pat .
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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 2 Oct, 2007 05:04 am
Quote:
@(*O*)@


That's really cute...


(+) (+) <--- here's a pair of tits for you to pat.

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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 2 Oct, 2007 05:08 am
^ <---- that's an Aussie fanny for ya too.

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Mumpad
 
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Reply Tue 2 Oct, 2007 05:17 am
That'll be enough of that thanks Miss Manchester.

That "pair of birds" are obviously less than a handful.

Why go for greasy take away when theres gormet at home?

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/jlv/lowres/jlvn343l.jpg
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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 2 Oct, 2007 06:41 am
Ooops, sorry, Mumpad!

(smorgs put tits away and backs off)

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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Tue 2 Oct, 2007 06:45 am
damn missed it
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