THE BRITISH THREAD II

Probably a hallucination Steve.

no not AN halluciantion

it were real i'm tellin ya

when it moved i could feel the draft

I'm shivvering now thinking about it

Oh, poor you, Stevie!

You obviously didn't cop in Brighton then.

Mornin' everyone!

I've just about recovered from my 3 glasses of wine.

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Hope, you're fine now, smorgs! (I've always thought that htere are some better alternatives, even in Britain, than Babycham!)


Speaking about wine: isn't McTag scheduled to be back from Italy by now?

Crossword help please:

'Fitting' 6 letters _e_m_e

Thanks

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Only two words can fit there, one of which could have a close meaning:

- Gemmae

- Hermae

no it was a fan now do your own bloody crossword and stop bovvering other people, or do soduko, at least its quiet and you dont get wimmin saying 3 letters begins with D, 4 letters means continental 3rd letter p how many times you been pestered by someone saying will 9 go there?

Good October Smorgs. its ok I just had a Spendy moment.

That's alright, stevie...

You can shut your gob as well (my spendy moment).

Think I've gone wrong on the crossword, but thanks anyway, Francis xxx

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Wasso funny, Stevie?

You know that woman, who abused me, threatened me and called me a slag?

Well, she got a WARNING letter!

Just seen it in my emails as I left work!

Seems you can do just about anything and get away with it...

I'm only a Civil Servant, and not human.

I'm mad as hell.

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Got to go to bloody Tesco now...

I hate shopping!

Anybody want owt?

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Why do boids fly in a chevron formation?

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So that they avoid each other's farts and horizontal streams of bird **** when they are speeding.

Motorists are too stupid to follow their example.

smorgsie wrote-



There you go. Work creation. She's heroessic. (Steve makes up words so I thought I'd have a do.)

She created posts on here as well which none of the approved customers ever do. Released a bit of pent-up indignation as well. Catharsis. Mathos has to pump the pedals for 40 miles to get his blood boiling.

Well that was helpful, spendyoddy...

Really, why?

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Why what?

Spend!

Mathos has to pump the pedals for 40 miles to get his blood boiling.


Not so much the blood boiling ignoramus, it's the rhythm of the heart and controlling issues I'm after.

The idea being to get the heart rate up to maximum with the corresponding lack of breath and then slow down letting recovery status kick in.

It's like attacking a long steep hill with gusto, being damned sure you are not going to stop pedalling until you reach the top, no matter what.

When you reach the summit, the idea then is to slow the pace down , NOT to stop, simply keep on pedalling but without a gradient to fight. It is very important not to stop. When heart rate reaches normal, this is the recovery rate, duly timed, and then attacked again, each time being an assault on the time taken to climb to the top of the gradient and the time taken to obtain a speedier recovery of back to normal regarding heart rate.


Steve.

Don't be so pent up regarding spiders mate, they are a brilliant little species, even the nasty ones rarely if ever kill anyone, more like a bad wasp or bee sting at the worst, from my experiences.

Snakes!!!

Now that's a different kettle of fish all together.

Are you still posing at the front of that new fangled camera Smorgsi?





Move a little to the left, then add some lip gloss, it'll come out right in a bit!

The Marquis de Sade wrote-



My repugnance for-



knows no bounds and I am thus driven to the conclusion, being an admirer of the divine Marquis's literary productions, that Mathos is one kinky far-out cookie.

What the hell are you talking about, Maythos?

All that pumping of blood has left your brain addled, bet you've nowt left to pump anything up that really matters...

Still, there's always Viagree.

And I don't use lip gloss - too sticky.

Mornin' everyone.

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