spendius wrote:Hi Mathos-
Where've you been? I've missed your blustering, pompous twitterings.
I can, of course, define a "Lady" but I hardly think this is the proper place for it. Baroness Trumpington is a fine example I should think. She was a junior minister once, if I remember correctly, but I don't know what her responsibilities were. One hopes she was a Lady anyway.
I rather get the feeling that you rehearse in advance all you intend blustering about amongst these pages.
Somewhat akin to Spends blustery mumbo-jumbo with ostrich feathers around the neck or one of those big fluffy fur wraps you come across in black and white photographs from old pantomimes at the Palace Theatre.
Did you see many pantomimes as a child Spend?
I have this vision of you with red hair, warts and a runny nose, singing 'The smoke go's up the chimney just the same' or 'Look out, he's behind you.'
Now you didn't really do much at all with the definition of a lady, did you?
You twittered about a little with a description any clown could have mustered up from the toffs pages on the net!
It's not good enough Spend, now do it again, with feeling and a sense of knowledge.
If you can!
{PS I'm extremely busy of late, must be the time of year, there just doesn't appear to be enough hours in the day! Are you still glad about me, you moron?}
