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My new hobby: Spamku

 
 
boomerang
 
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Reply Tue 13 Mar, 2007 07:45 pm
I swear if I ever come up with a plot for a novel and sit down to write it I'm going to use spam names for all of the characters!
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 14 Mar, 2007 04:08 am
The Solar Biscuit has returned and was selling something vagely mortgage-esque.
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Tai Chi
 
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Reply Fri 16 Mar, 2007 05:22 pm
It's all about Canada
And that includes 12 Cases
of Diet or Regular Pepsi



(Hmmm...why is my spam always about beverages?)
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nimh
 
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Reply Fri 16 Mar, 2007 05:26 pm
Tico wrote:
It's possible, but I really don't think there are people out there called Habibi MacDonald

Hey! How did you get an email from me??
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 16 Mar, 2007 05:32 pm
<snort, or is that snot?>
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nimh
 
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Reply Fri 16 Mar, 2007 06:02 pm
I think partaking in this particular hobby is certifiable proof that one is mad.

So here go my tries, based on the first two pages of the spamfolder in my gmail account...

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by my posthumous
great only beginning What
salubrious do


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(1st and 2nd lines are whole subject lines, 3rd line is an excerpt from one)
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so twin of rubber
Lean muscle mass rebuilder
Go or september


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("so twin" and "of rubber" were separate subject lines, the other lines are whole)
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the best meds at hand
do feverish so, aubrey
nosebleed on poplin


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(only added a comma in the second line, otherwise all whole subjectlines) (wait, can a haiku have a comma?)
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Caterpillar wolf
go norris a turnaround
But sparling be hide!


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("But sparling" and "be hide" were separate subject lines, the others whole ones. "Caterpillar wolf" was definitely the best subject line of the lot.. )
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it be delicate
And middlemen no yorktown
But sparling go calve


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(same as above)
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nimh
 
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Reply Fri 16 Mar, 2007 06:08 pm
Virile Estonia, hehheh..

Tai Chi is good at this! Hers make sense!

I mean, urr, relatively.

(Hers? His?)
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nimh
 
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Reply Fri 16 Mar, 2007 06:10 pm
cyphercat wrote:
have any of you ever checked out Spamusement? It's weird little cartoons based on spam subject lines-- some of them are hysterical, to me anyway...Spamusement

Hehhehheh...

Medieval Birth Control - Is It for You?
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jespah
 
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Reply Fri 16 Mar, 2007 06:47 pm
envision leakage
for Portal, Toolbar I love
Full of health? Don't click!

-- from the Help Desk
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boomerang
 
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Reply Fri 16 Mar, 2007 07:00 pm
nimh calls us "mad" then posts a gazillion spamkus.

<snort>

These are some lovely spamkus you all are finding. Mine still don't make sense. I don't get a lot of spam. It's a blessing and a curse.

Here's one from today:

slave driver sentence
marque nymphomania
it so erasure

I did get what I think of as bonus spam today though:

From: Greene Willy Subject: morning sickness
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nimh
 
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Reply Fri 16 Mar, 2007 07:05 pm
boomerang wrote:
nimh calls us "mad" then posts a gazillion spamkus.

<snort>

Umm, yeah, that was the whole point, obviously.

Hence why I wrote: "I think partaking in this particular hobby is certifiable proof that one is mad. So here go my tries..".

I'd have thought the self-mocking in that was kind of blatantly obvious.

Jeez.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Fri 16 Mar, 2007 07:07 pm
I'm sorry.

The obvious is always just beyond my reach.

Carry on.
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nimh
 
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Reply Fri 16 Mar, 2007 07:29 pm
Nah. I think I've had enough for the night.. I'm driving.
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Tico
 
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Reply Sun 18 Mar, 2007 02:20 pm
Rolling Eyes The spam file is filled with the usual ....


get laid like a king
build more sperm in your penis
dressed for success


But, there's one excellent name -- Pen Pichith

Very Happy

(I couldn't make these up if I tried.)
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Sun 18 Mar, 2007 03:01 pm
nimh wrote:
cyphercat wrote:
have any of you ever checked out Spamusement? It's weird little cartoons based on spam subject lines-- some of them are hysterical, to me anyway...Spamusement

Hehhehheh...

Medieval Birth Control - Is It for You?


Ha! I love that one-- the little guy peeking in doubtfully from the corner is a good touch...
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Sun 18 Mar, 2007 03:13 pm
For delirium:
No mantis, but desolate
Sulfide to quasar.



------------------------------------------

Some sort of prescription, but I make no claims for its medical efficacy....
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lostnsearching
 
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Reply Mon 19 Mar, 2007 01:07 am
now this one thread...i really enjoy....
*pulls out chair...calls for drinks*
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Tico
 
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Reply Mon 19 Mar, 2007 02:56 pm
Turn back the clock!
Every woman loves you
transmitting orgies


VVince Romeo

(I'm sure there's a few Vince Romeos around, but how many VVinces could there possibly be?)
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boomerang
 
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Reply Tue 20 Mar, 2007 10:04 am
Okay then lostandseaching, time to pony up with a spamku!

I had some good spam today:

Look into future
Until then, no soup for you
So it as conflict.

Names of the day: Stanley Wong and Ophelia McClure.
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 20 Mar, 2007 04:22 pm
That predatory
Become a Massage Therapist
Please Confirm Order

Today's names:
Antoinette Eastman
Tanisha Choi
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