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My new hobby: Spamku

 
 
boomerang
 
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Reply Sat 3 Mar, 2007 11:04 am
Welcome, Naima, to spamku and to A2K.

And thanks for playing, Jes, Osso, Tico and Soz!

From today's spam:

A day haphazard
Ingratitude pliable
Fillet symbolic

Best name: Giovanni Phang
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Tico
 
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Reply Sat 3 Mar, 2007 12:20 pm
Ooooo, Giovanni Phang! Wouldn't you just love to be introduced to Giovanni Phang at some swish cocktail party -- and have your drink come out your nose.

I got nothing good today, yet, but am admiring Ossobuco's very poetic one.



"A day haphazard" sounds about right.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Wed 7 Mar, 2007 02:46 pm
a chuff see pound but
granitic it is wholesome
aching

(I know there aren't enough syllables in the last line but that is a single spam subject, in its entirety, plus I just emptied the trash so that's the only one I have!)
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boomerang
 
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Reply Wed 7 Mar, 2007 04:10 pm
granitic? What kind of word is that?

I want nonsense words in my spam. All I get is nonsense word strings.

From today's files:

He be magnitude
Wherever it whenever
Which or select me
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Wed 7 Mar, 2007 07:05 pm
Granitic is a geology word (I took a geology course last year Smile).

I love the spamkus! They remind me of a fun site; have any of you ever checked out Spamusement? It's weird little cartoons based on spam subject lines-- some of them are hysterical, to me anyway...Spamusement
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Tico
 
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Reply Wed 7 Mar, 2007 08:17 pm
My spammers seemed a little obsessed today...


got free time, what time
branded watches, it is time
almost here it is


best name: Virile Estonia
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jespah
 
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Reply Thu 8 Mar, 2007 04:34 am
you of quo And
macromolecular rival
With metaphor my sweet

Best name for today: Solar Biscuit
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Tico
 
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Reply Thu 8 Mar, 2007 06:28 am
That's kinda nice, Jespah.

I wonder what Giovanni Phang and Solar Biscuit would talk about, if they met? Whatever it is, I'm sure that Virile Estonia would not be welcome.
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jespah
 
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Reply Thu 8 Mar, 2007 05:22 pm
I think I'm gonna name my next car the Solar Biscuit.
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Thu 8 Mar, 2007 07:39 pm
Huh, I'd have imagined Virile Estonia would be welcomed anywhere he went.
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jespah
 
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Reply Fri 9 Mar, 2007 04:36 am
I keep forgetting to do spamku from the Help Desk spam, we get a boatload of it so there's usually a lot of fertile ground there. Heh, Virile Estonia likes it that way.
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Sat 10 Mar, 2007 12:32 pm
jespah wrote:
I keep forgetting to do spamku from the Help Desk spam, we get a boatload of it so there's usually a lot of fertile ground there. Heh, Virile Estonia likes it that way.


Laughing Laughing
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Tai Chi
 
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Reply Sun 11 Mar, 2007 07:01 am
Here's a diet I think I could enjoy!

in One MONTH!
An Entire Case of Fine Wine
Lose 30LBS
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jespah
 
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Reply Sun 11 Mar, 2007 08:58 am
Runnin' away now
Years May Pass In Looking For
A Job, Offer Now.
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lostnsearching
 
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Reply Mon 12 Mar, 2007 08:00 am
...
these last two are extremely hillarious as i see 'em
:wink:
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boomerang
 
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Reply Mon 12 Mar, 2007 10:27 am
Those are great!

I need more direct sales type spam.

From today's inbox:

You to go gambol
It is the prayer of dr
Settle right or not

Best name: Tillman D. Mercy
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Tue 13 Mar, 2007 02:02 pm
His uplift to deltoid
As essence of the marlin,
My select in burly.



I think it might be some kind of ode to a lover...perhaps even Virile Estonia?
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 13 Mar, 2007 04:06 pm
All roads lead to Virile Estonia.
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Tico
 
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Reply Tue 13 Mar, 2007 07:43 pm
Today, I received:

do my minnie play my dog
in vector ravish
shooter launches with a bang



... and for favourite names, I can't decide between Arnulfo Nobuko or Clifford Skinnerp.

(I love Tillman D. Mercy -- especially the D., just in case we confuse him with the other Tillman Mercy Laughing )
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Tico
 
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Reply Tue 13 Mar, 2007 07:44 pm
(And to think that I had trouble thinking of a screen name. All I had to do was raid the spam file.)
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