Hiya Piffka,
ehbeth alerted me to your thread, and here I am to stand up for Scotland!!
First of all, don't listen to these worries about September weather, it is usually one of our nicer months, and last year it was actually our summer!! It rained through July and August, but September was beautiful!
I'm looking at your ideas -
Th - Leave home - Enjoy your flight!
F-S Edinburgh* -- 2 nights - Edinburgh is a wonderful historic city to visit, I think you can easily spend two days there. Most important to visit - The Royal Mile, of course, Princes Street and it's beautiful gardens, and if you like walking, Calton Hill and Arthur's Seat provide wonderful views of the city. You like a malt, so why not go on the city's special historical pub walking tour? Or venture out on your own.. Try a virtual visit first -
http://uk.geocities.com/thinkzinc_2001/scotland.htm I've got some links for Edinburgh there too.
S- Wick & the OrkneysThis is going to be quite difficult to achieve driving straight from Edinburgh. It will probably take you six hours to get to Wick, and then you are going to be ( I believe) at least an hour and a half on the shortest ferry ride to Orkney. Possibly your best chance would be to leave Edinburgh for the North of Scotland on Saturday evening, and then join a one day coach tour to Orkney, the price will include the ferry. If you get seasick, remember your tablets!
M - Plockton - Kyle of Lochalsh - Armadale* - Mallaig I have not been to Plockton, but the Kyle of Lochalsh is very pretty. This is area of Scotland probably most likely to be rainy, but if you're lucky it is beautiful.
T- Fort William -- Glasgow -- Ayrshire* Fort William is a pretty little town, but I wouldn't be too worried about visiting it. I am assuming this journey is to take in Glencoe however, which is quite awesome. Glasgow could probably take a whole day if you so desired. Lots of history here, great art galleries, Glasgow School of Art and so on. The bus tour of the city is good, you can hop on and off all day, but you could go on the tour in a oner if you just want to spend a couple of hours in the city.
W -Lakes District - You will get down there in about four hours I would think (all my times are approximate, I could look further into them if you wish). It is not an area I know well, but very pretty.
Th,F,S,S London -- 4 nights (possibly 1 of these in the SW) It may well take five hours to drive to Cornwall. However, the coast down there is absolutely beautiful, my favourite in England, and well worth visiting. Though expensive, it may well be best to try to fly from London to Newquay. (PS, choose the Eden project over the Lost Gardens of Heligan
) St Ives is definitely a must!
M - Leave UK Safe journey, piffka!
I think your plan is actually quite an exhausting holiday, but only having one week, it is understandable that you wish to pack in as much as possible. Personally, I would swap Wick and Orkney for Fife, unless you have particular family history up there which you want to see. St Andrews is such a lovely historical town, very relaxing, and you can easily walk around the whole place in one day. The nearby fishing villages are picture postcard pretty as well.
Or, if you are determined to have some island hopping, when you are at the Kyle of Lochalsh, why not have an extra day visiting Skye, and possibly going over to Harris, to see the beautiful white sand beaches?
Hope this gives you a few ideas, get in touch if you need any more info about Scotland
PS Culloden is a very moving place to visit, I'm not a battlefield fan, but it is so atmospheric that I don't think you'd regret visiting it