Every cloud has a silver lining
- and a great big black main bit.
He who hesitates is lost....
....said the con man to the sucker.
He who hesitates...
...just lost his parking space.
A stitch in time....
...is very inconvenient if your sewing box isn't handy.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush...
...unless you haven't reached the statutory limit.
Nothing venture, nothing
lost.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
Damn, where can I get a 100% interest rate?
Find a penny, pick it up...
...and be careful not to throw out your back.
The pot calling the kettle black and the frying pan sitting in judgement?
Book 'em on Jerry Springer.
Actions speak louder than words....
....unless you're the host of a non-pc talk show.
If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.
A stitch in time
stops that guy from winning the marathon.
If you can't say something nice, consider a career in politics.
Spilled Milk is nothing to whine about, but smashed grapes are.
Crime does not pay as well as politics.
A stitch in time extends the life of the garment and holds back the economy.
A lion may be beholden to a mouse.
6 billion falcon monkeys and only toucan align at once.
Give a man enough rope...
...and he'll create dreadful tangles in your life and your emotions.
Once bitten twice shy
At the coconuts
Let sleeping dogs lie ...
... and watch them run in their dreams.
