When you fail to plan, you plan to fail. or something like that.. or you plan and fail? no its the 1st one
It is always darkest....just after you've spent the electric bill money elsewhere.
A bird in the hand means pecked fingers and a good scrub with soap and water.
What would Jesus do?............ I guess we'll never know
Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.
-Richard Armour
A fool at forty drives with the top down.
Many hands make light work ... but it sure is a cluster mess to organize!
The customer is always right--except when she's not looking.
People in glass houses ... should change in the basement.
People in glass houses... well, let's take out the part about houses and just say "don't throw rocks."
Underneath the spreading chestnut tree can become a bit of a trial in the long run.
Before trying to find the needle in the haystack,
Smack the fool who dropped it there.
Don't judge a book by its cover;
Judge it by its size.
If fools rush in where angels fear to tread,
Hell should be a merry place indeed.
The pen is mightier then the sword,
Heehehe... *snort* penis in a proverb *giggle*
If good things truly come in small packages,
why on earth is there such a thing as penis-envy?
A penny saved ... really isn 't all that effing much!
Hard work never killed anyone...... but why take a risk?
Quote:A Man without a wife is but half a man.
Especially after the divorce lawyers agree to the divorce settlement...
There's more than one way to skin a cat.
Especially if it's a tomcat.
