War does not determine who is right
war determine who is left.
It take many nails to build crib
but one screw to fill it.
If you can't say something nice about a person...
Make up something vile and disgusting.
Go to the ant, thou sluggard--
You might as well join the great food chain at the bottom.
Simple pleasures are the best ...
sex and drinking are always crowd pleasers.
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink.
You bloody can. You just ride it through the desert for two days. It'll drink.
Make hay while the sun shines.
That leaves the night for makin' whoopee.
The early bird gets the worm.
So, you might as well sleep until you smell the biscuits.
Good things come to those who wait ...
... so quit complaining if the light's red.
A stitch in time
Can be impossible when you can't find a needle and thread.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Let me go investigate that bird' bush....
The writing is on the wall.
What did I tell you kids about writing on the wall?
Let sleeping dogs lie
but if they're in the hallway, try not to trip over 'em.
Don't count your chickens before they're hatched.
Of course, before they hatch, you'd have zero chickens.
Never run when you can walk and never walk if you can sit down.
And never stay up on A2K when you can go to bed.
Bigger is better.
But you might be accused of over-compensation.
The race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong...
...but that's the way the smart money bets.
Beauty is only skin deep ...
... but silicone implants come in mighty handy.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
Assuming you didn't fill up at Tesco's with silicone contaminated gas.
Where there's a will...
..there's a pissed-off relative.
