Foolish man give wife grand piano.
Wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who stand on toilet
high on pot.
Man who eat many prunes
get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong.
Man with 4 balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth.
But next to best thing on earth.
Man who fight with wife all day
gets no piece at night.
Wife who put husband in doghouse
soon find him in cathouse.
Man who fart in church
sit in own pew.
Man who fish in other man's well
often catch crabs.
Crowded elevator
smell different to midget.
Man who scratch ass
should not bite fingernails.
Man with hand in pocket
feel cocky all day.
Man who talk to much
uses his mouth for the wrong thing
You only live once.
But if you do it right, once is enough.
Patience is a virtue
As the Bishop said to the actress.
Virginity like bubble
one prick all gone.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways
going to Bangkok.
Man with only one chopstick
go hungry
Man who drive like hell
bound to get there.
Man who live in glasshouse
should change clothes in basement.
