I am not sure if frogs qualify as beautiful animals, and, more specifically, frogs of the type that have gained fame while hosting their own tv shows, but recently I walked by the studios of Sesame Street and noticed Kermit staring out the window at Roberta as she walked by. I thought to myself, "What is he doing? Is this really what happens in New York City on a daily basis?
I continued to walk, staring at the sidewalk, afraid of making contact with the denizens of this twisted city.