The Holly Jolly Christmas Thread

people are weird

And youre a rat, so whose ahead on the food chain?

Speaking of food, I always gain weight around Christmas time and I ain't too happy with that sort of thing!

Hi Penny :-D

(bursts into room)

Just hear those sleigh bells jingeling
ring-ting-tingeling toooooo
Come on, it's lovely weather for
a sleigh ride together with youuuuuuuuu

Outside the snow is falling
and friends are calling Youhoo!
Come on, it's lovely weather for
a sleigh ride together with youuuuuuuuu

YOUD BE PISSED TOO IF SOME HINEY HOLE STAPLED A STUPID HAT TO YOUR HEAD. NOW GEMME A FRIIGIN ASPIRIN!!

The farmerman sounds grumpy. I think the farmerman needs cheering up.

Lets organise a carol singing roster outside his window 24/7 till he cheers up a bit.

Ill staple your goddam Snowy River Hat to your goddam head.

stop that

ok

:evil:Two can play at this game. Canadian Maiden

Ready . . . Set . . .

go.....

This one goes out to Farmerman :-D

Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on bob tails ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A sleighing song tonight

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh

A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
And soon Miss Fanny Bright
Was seated by my side
The horse was lean and lank
Misfortune seemed his lot
We got into a drifted bank
And then we got upsot

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh yeah

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh

I can't hhhheeeaarrrr yyyooouuuu!

on the 1st day of christmas my true love gave to me
a tab of yellow sunshine LSD

on the 2nd day of christmas my true love gave to me
200 reds and
a tab of yellow sunshine LSD

on the 3rd day of christmas my true love gave to me
3 pounds of grass
200 reds and
a tab of yellow sunshine LSD

on the 4th day of christmas my true love gave to me
4 grams of hash
3 pounds of grass
200 reds and
a tab of yellow sunshine LSD

on the 5th day of christmas my true love gave to me
5 valiums
4 grams of hash
3 pounds of grass
200 reds and
a tab of yellow sunshine LSD

on the 6th day of christmas my true love gave to me
6 joints of smoking
5 valiums
4 grams of hash
3 pounds of grass
200 reds and
a tab of yellow sunshine LSD

on the 7th day of christmas my true love gave to me
7 whites of buzzing
6 joints of smoking
5 valiums
4 grams of hash
3 pounds of grass
200 reds and
a tab of yellow sunshine LSD

on the 8th day of christmas my true love gave to me
8 spoons of snorting
7 whites of buzzing
6 joints of smoking
5 valiums
4 grams of hash
3 pounds of grass
200 reds and
a tab of yellow sunshine LSD

on the 9th day of christmas my true love gave to me
9 caps of dropping
8 spoons of snorting
7 whites of buzzing
6 joints of smoking
5 valiums
4 grams of hash
3 pounds of grass
200 reds and
a tab of yellow sunshine LSD

on the 10th day of christmas my true love gave to me
10 yolli buttons
9 caps of dropping
8 spoons of snorting
7 whites of buzzing
6 joints of smoking
5 valiums
4 grams of hash
3 pounds of grass
200 reds and
a tab of yellow sunshine LSD

on the 11th day of christmas my true love gave to me
11 magic mushrooms
10 yolli buttons
9 caps of dropping
8 spoons of snorting
7 whites of buzzing
6 joints of smoking
5 valiums
4 grams of hash
3 pounds of grass
200 reds and
a tab of yellow sunshine LSD

on the 12th day of christmas my true love gave to me
12 kids of popping
11 magic mushrooms
10 yolli buttons
9 caps of dropping
8 spoons of snorting
7 whites of buzzing
6 joints of smoking
5 valiums
4 grams of hash
3 pounds of grass
200 reds and
a tab of yellow sunshine LSD

I just ate the worlds dryest turkey and you guys are singing chrismus songs. (even the more traditional ones like Bi-Polars). Didnt Warren Zevon do a Chrismus Song?

FM, I'm not recognizing you without your guy!