Health Nuts: Why Your Kids Are Gay

Reply Wed 13 Dec, 2006 08:53 am
Why can't your kid throw a baseball in a single deft motion? Why does his Christmas list include Bette Middler's The Rose? Why does he dress like a figure skater?

Because you're feeding him all that goddamn hippie food.

Read what this health-nut-job has to say: article
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Reply Wed 13 Dec, 2006 04:26 pm
Or don't. It's up to you.

Free country and all that.
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Reply Wed 13 Dec, 2006 04:36 pm
I figure that whole soy-turns-you-gay thing is propaganda secretly being spread by the beef industry....
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Slappy Doo Hoo
Reply Wed 13 Dec, 2006 05:23 pm
Next time I go gay bashing, I'll be sure to say "go drink another soy shake, homo!" Or if I see some kid who throws like a girl, ask his dad how much soy he's being fed.

I was wondering who this guy was, then I saw at the bottom:
"James Rutz is chairman of Megashift Ministries and founder-chairman of Open Church Ministries. He is the author of "MEGASHIFT: Igniting Spiritual Power," and, most recently, "The Meaning of Life."

Guy is a bible thumper.

I'm curious if there are any legitimate studies that would support his claims.
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Reply Wed 13 Dec, 2006 05:26 pm
So, what, is this, like, an evangelical taking a shot across the bow of the 7th Day Adventists? You healthy bastards are making a bunch of 'mos! Ha ha!
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Green Witch
Reply Wed 13 Dec, 2006 05:27 pm
Does it also mean that soy milk is a cure for lesbianism?

(I think there are at least three threads on this topic)
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Slappy Doo Hoo
Reply Thu 14 Dec, 2006 03:58 pm
I guess the million dollar question is: Do people buy Subaru Forresters after drinking soy, or does driving a Subaru Forrester trigger the urge to be a soy-guzzler?
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