not for a "stud" like oxie!!!! :wink:
Flumoxed wrote:horsefarm wrote:oxie im sure I can find you a 5 gallon bucket to stand on.
You ladies are brutal! The bull don't mess with no horses! :wink:
We're trying a new technic...it's called cross breeding
Have you or Horsie seen the latest "Jackass" movie (Jackass II)? There's a scene in there that would make you roll on the floor! The characters and props in the scene include: A willing mare, a ready stallion, an artificial vagina, and a crazy idiot who will drink anything!
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
benoutwitted wrote: I haven't seen it
The scene is about 3/4 of the way into the movie ... you might want to skip the other stuff and just see this one scene. :wink: The stallion was VERY IMPRESSIVE!
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
oxie our old stallion that died was about 4 foot long. We got the new stallion and hubby said "we will never get a mare in foal to that stallion. His pecker aint big enough to get to the good stuff." I told him,hunny you did.
He did not think that was funny.
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune... the Walmart manager sees her and shuts the horse off.
I gotta go clean stalls yall try to be good.
