Help needed on Marlboro contest question II

Okay -- I get it -- I won't tell any more jokes.......cry:

Okay, I can't help it -- one more:

Q: How can you tell if a blonde's having a bad day???

A: Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Well, it looks like I've got the whole forum to myself.

Hmmmm.......what should I do now????

A smurf turns green when chocked,Horsey. JK. :wink:

You guys are killing me with the blond jokes. Thought I had heard them all til Horsie got on a roll.

The blonds aren't paying attention anyway let those jokes fly. :wink:

Sorry to interrupt, I was preoccupied, I came up with an that I am so happy about My team that was no help, who couldn't care less, will if they end up penniless. There is a legal document that I have to type up that will seal the deal and make it airtight. I am so thrilled the worked out that the time it took makes it no doubt. It has been 4 long hours, but well worth the time, I am so glad that I changed my mind.
IF, and I mean a big if, my team wins, I just guaranteed someone a whirlwind of cash that they would be able to add to their stash. This money I speak of would be tax free, but in order to do that, they would have to pay me. I would then pack my bags and take a trip to donate this money to a place located in the outback. I am not an attorney, but it sure would feel good to be able to help where I could. Tell me it's name?
You can guess the answer but there is no prize, sorry you guys.

Afternoon all!

I am looking at the screen and I see fluoz with a mad look on his face, bigred with a great big smile and me with a "I could care less look". Just an observation.

So the girls are telling jokes, coon is no where to be found. Some of you have been in and out and I just showed up even though I have been here the whole time.
Fluoz, mysterious????? Me??????? What makes you think that???????
I have one more of my sleeve.

BTW I never got to tell you my most embarrassing moment.

Was gonna leave work for the day, but I gotta hear TTH's "most embarrassing moment" story! Go ahead.

Well, guess I'll read it at home. Bye y'all!

I thought you were just staring at me with that mean ole look on your face.

Okay, I will make it short......

Right after I got married, probably 3 years into the marraige, I was 23 1/2 years old, give or take a few months...........

Nope I am shudn up like horse tells me to do

bye fluoz

Later Oxie...drive safe

Hidy TTH...playin lawyer huh?

Well I'm going to go ahead and jump off here for the rest of my work day...I haven't done a dang thang that pertains to work today and I better at least get a little done before I leave...ta ta for now...over and out

So long Ox, See ya Lightning, hi TTH & bye TTh. I'm signing off too. Go to go up to the jobsite tonight for a meeting in the morning. Goodnight all.

Hello???

Angel dont drink water....never ever drink water

wow....slow night on the forum huh????