Help needed on Marlboro contest question II

Let me get my white-out. . . . . ., OK I'm done.
Don't I wish it was that easy.

too funny!!!! ok now i'm really outta here!!!!

Gonna have to leave for awhile ... project to work on. Talk to y'all later.

Hey, I'm over 200 posts, at this rate I'll get PM priviledges in time for OWTW4 or maybe 5.

I'm go to grab some lunch, be back later.

ok I will see you later Oxy and Toots

OK...let me catch up

Hidy Angel...I'm glad you're OK...how's those babies...I bet they were a handful since they were not in their comfort area

Later Horse...poor cat...anything can happen at the Horse's pad

Hidy Bennie...Later Bennie...chocolate anyone? ...eeww it's too early to talk about chocolate

Oxie...have you picked a topic yet?

Unkie & Toots...Kentuckians serve fried bologna too

TTH...where'd you go

Marlboro...what's Marlboro?...oh yeah that pain in my a$$ contest

HELLOOOOOO...anyone here?

hi

well golly Angel...sorry bout that...I didn't think anyone was here so I went ahead and left for a bit...so did ya' want to beat your "soon to be" brother-in-law? ...I bet that was nerve wrackin' not gettin' to work on this addictive Marlboro stuff

It was, I was sitting there and watching him from across the room thinking how much trouble could it be for me to get on there just for an hour or so just to catch up. He said he wasnt familiar with thr site and he didnt want to catch a virus...What to heck....He was playing a game with a bunch of kids....I had to sneak on his computer while he was sorry to be gross but he was taking a crap. I knew I had about 10 minutes to log in and check my mail then I had to get off. I felt like a kid sneaking around. It's funny now though.

i have 4 new cats...who wants one? lol....the hospital that my daughter works at called me about an hour ago....a one eyed mama and 3 babys livin under the hospital....i am such a sucker...hubbys gonna kill me lol....they are soooooo cute....im gonna take some pics and yall can pick the one you want lol.....them poor baby were gonna freez, it gets down in the low 20s at night........o unkie you get the one eyed mama cuz you jinksed me with that one eyed cat talk this mornin lol

i got a blond joke......how do you drown a blond? put a mirror at the bottom of the swimming pool...hahahahahahaha

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.



Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.


Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.


Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ?
A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?
A: Wave


Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?

Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?
A: A brain tumor.

Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?
A: Two brunettes.


Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.


Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.

Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes.

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.

Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.


Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A: Because it kept falling out.

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

Q: Why does it work?
A: "Does 3 come before E or does it go between M and W?"

Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Q: What is the blonde's favorite potato chip?
A: Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay).

Q: How do you know when a blond's been in your frige?
A: Lipstick on the cucumbers!


Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?
A: Pick them up off the floor.

Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.


Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by 'the fuzz'?
A: 'No. But I've been swung around by the tits.'

Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"

Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.

Q: What's a blonds' favourite rock group?
A: Air Supply.


Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.


Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Q: Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed.

Q: Why can't blondes be cattle ranchers?
A: They can't keep their calves together!

Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?
A: Grade 4.

Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A: 144 blondes.

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A: Locking the car door.


Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.

Oh yeah...that's right...Oxie's topic for the day was blonde jokes...OK here's one...

Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?

The rest are huntin' peckers

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA too funny Horse.

too cute!!

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40?
A Blonde parade.

What do you call a virgin blonde?
A myth.

Horsey, ya forgot one:

Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?
A: Once they're on their back they're screwed.

HAHAHA

Q: What did the blonde say when whe looked in the mirror?
A: 'Who are you?"

HAHAHA