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Stop all these bleeding hearts – its food!

 
 
Linkat
 
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Reply Fri 17 Nov, 2006 11:50 am
blacksmithn wrote:
". . . from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee."

Linkat's curse upon Monstro. She's setting out next week in the lobster boat Pequod and is looking for a crew.

Arrgghhh, matey!


Monstro is my white whale
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Linkat
 
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Reply Fri 17 Nov, 2006 11:51 am
blacksmithn wrote:
All night she walks the deck, a lobster claw pegleg clump, clump, clumping. Cursing the Great Red Lobster, Monstro--

"Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering lobster; to the last I grapple with thee;"

"I'll follow him around the Horn, and around the Norway maelstrom, and around perdition's flames before I give him up."


Actually lobsters are not red until cooked.
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Chai
 
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Reply Fri 17 Nov, 2006 12:06 pm
anyone read the gunslinger series....

then you know what the lobstrosities did to rolands gun hand....



ca-chink ca-chunk....ca-dink ca-dump....ca-plink ca-plunk...SNAP!!!
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Linkat
 
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Reply Fri 17 Nov, 2006 12:08 pm
Chai Tea wrote:
anyone read the gunslinger series....

then you know what the lobstrosities did to rolands gun hand....



ca-chink ca-chunk....ca-dink ca-dump....ca-plink ca-plunk...SNAP!!!


Yeah I read it. Forgot about that part. They still make good eating.
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Linkat
 
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Reply Fri 17 Nov, 2006 12:18 pm
Birthday girl served 22-pound lobster -

http://media.2theadvocate.com/images/300*198/huge+lobster+111606.jpg

Chelsea, as the estimated 110-year-old lobster had lovingly become known in its last few hours of life, got a star's treatment at the restaurant, complete with an entry behind servers waving flashing sparklers while it sat atop a rolling cart decorated with a black tablecloth, cilantro, lemons and peppers. And how did Chelsea taste? "It was perfect," the birthday girl said.

http://www.2theadvocate.com/news/4662501.html?index=17&c=y
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 17 Nov, 2006 12:20 pm
I like my bleeding hearts served with a dipping sauce. Too dry, otherwise.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 17 Nov, 2006 12:54 pm
Not to mention a nice white wine.
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Chai
 
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Reply Fri 17 Nov, 2006 12:57 pm
let's also not mention fava beans
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 17 Nov, 2006 01:00 pm
NickFun wrote:
Mame's facts prove that lobsters are equal to or better than humans:

Mame wrote:


Did you know they can live to 70?

Same as humans!

Did you know they shed their shell? Starts out at once a year then slows down as they age. They can suffocate while doing it if they take too long because their gills stop when they're shedding it.

Kinda like humans taking their clothes off!

They can also reproduce any part of their body that they lose.

That makes them superior to humans!

They love sea urchins but will eat anything, including dead things.

So do we!

They can swim 10 ft. a second. Whoa, Lucy.

Better than humans!



It seems the only advantage we have is our larger brains.


Lobsters don't have brains.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 17 Nov, 2006 01:02 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
WARNING - Never try to cook a Mexican lobster!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEMs4S9PgW0


HAHAHAHAHA Laughing
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Linkat
 
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Reply Fri 17 Nov, 2006 01:16 pm
http://lobstermanfrommars.com/video.gif

http://lobstermanfrommars.com/l17.jpg

http://home.att.net/~scst/images/lm7.jpg

Help!!! He got me!!!
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 17 Nov, 2006 01:18 pm
It's ok....it's ok...

Linkat is safe.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v147/MOOCOWRICH/Eating%20Contest/Lobster.jpg


BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP!

Scuse me.....
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 17 Nov, 2006 01:20 pm
And for those of you who don't know...

How to Eat a Lobster
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 17 Nov, 2006 01:53 pm
Lobsters taste bad.

Yeeeuuck.

Any bottom dweller that eats **** and other waste is not OK to eat in my mind..


BUT-
I do looooooooooooove a good shrimp

them little bottom dwellers are tasty little fuckers.. Cool
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