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Who would win a rap battle between dj quik kid and Hitman J?

 
 
Chai
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 07:29 pm
Eryks being so wack.
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 10:05 pm
wiggidy wiggidy wack, even!!

(and you have to read that "even" in Snagglepuss's voice, you know.)
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Eryk
 
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Reply Sat 28 Oct, 2006 09:15 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Hey! Easy, Eryk... go easy. You piss off the Hitman and he will slice you up and feed you to the sharks.

You hearin me, bitch?


with his rhymes?? and besdies, we've already battled..

Really, I don't got beef with hitman j.this is the fu'ckin' net. seriously lmao.. He's cool and all, It's just alot of people are blinded by how NOT good he is.. I mean, He's okay. NOt as great as half of you make him out to be.. and we've already battled two rounds actually, he got the 1st round.. just alot of people wer eon his dick that round.. lmao.. he knows it... I'll post both verses' both rounds.. and I'll let you guys vote on the secound round, cuz it's still on unfinished, It's 1-0 me.. but look
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Eryk
 
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Reply Sat 28 Oct, 2006 09:22 pm
hitman J Round One wrote:
punk im the hitman you just the pimpled teenager flippin burgers
cuz stickin a 'corpse in ya mouth' iz da only way you be 'spittin murder!'
now less go back to medieveil times where you have to 'fight for land'
and my mic-in-hand i guess i have to enlight-this-man
im like a 'construction crane' cuz i Demolish-ya-hood
you must be da 'corner store maid' cuz you love 'polishin-they-wood!'
listen dude, i know you tihnk you tough but ive heard gay porn-rumors
HaHaH this 'newbie-a-joke' (nubia joke) like im dissin on 'Foreign-humor!'
you tryna face da king dawg you tryna battle wanna the Head-emcees
oh wel cuz 'givin blowjobs' iz the only way your get 'A head' of me!
he must be bad at writin lyrics, check how long the man-took [to drop]
this guy cant be 'in the game' without his 'instruction handbook!'
man this dude tryna get on my dick or summin.. this punk-is-lame
Check his verse, DUKE, this guyz desperatly wants-my-name!
AhA this dude almost over, but **** i aint 'done yet'!
yea duke i am 'hitman' but i didnt need to threatin you da 'gun yet!'
ya head like a 'baby-rattle' ill shake ya and leave ya 'mind-shook'
This is a one sided 'crazy-battle' cuz empty pages fill ya 'rhyme- book!'
ya raps 'doin more work than you' becuz ya damn 'lines are forced'
this dude a 'mental ship captain' and his 'mind off course'!
he to busy to joke wid my name to relize how sorry-he-sound
dude ill murder you straight up but no body-be-found
my 'body is steel' go ahead take a punch ill turn ya 'fist blu'
Yeah my 'name rings' but dont think that this 'Diss-missed/Dismissed U'


Eryk Round ONE wrote:
I'll smash you lame fuCC!! and put you to a hault B
.......Cuz beatin' you is as simple as your FuCCin' Multies!!!
you still on that weak ****......face it! You'll never make it
It's funny, I've been for ages and you still haven't elevated!
I'm smashin' you with a pro style, You don't understand mayne?
Cuz after I kill you.....Well, I'll inheriet you're damn name! (hitman)
People said you was decent? we'll see after I slay your verse
Cuz see.....
Last time you brought heat to the table...you microwaved it first
I'm simply not seein' you but somehow you stand in my ring
but I'm not feelin hitman like assassination just wasn't my thing!
You aint buzzin' **** bitch, You a nice guy in a fuCCin' mean game
Only time you makin' Hits, You're typin in you're screen name!
theres nothi'n nice about you, thinkin' youd see me fold if I went first?
This is my wackest bar and it's better than your whole damn verse
You're not hittin me in anyway dawg...cuz just a bitch man!
I don't fucc with video games much, but it's game over for hitman*
You're punches are wack as fuCC, thinkin' somehow they faze me
Only 'fresh concepts you think up'... you're dreamin' of daisies!
Wack people beat Eryk??That's a thought I just can't bare again
cuz hitman just got dropped harder than the thought of a good Samaritan!!



He did win that round. in a KO.. lol I have no fukkin 'idea how though. lol..



Hitman J wrote:
OH NO!!!Im 'dissin US' now and saw this wanna be balla-slipped
Now it over for your ass ima humiliate n' {recurd} like i was 'Dissin POLITICS!!'
Im still on da TV topic, even on da net you 'see me flow'
and **** it ill leave {Eryk} like ive been 'destroyin TV-SHOWZ!'
now i aint dissin '"special" kids' but by tha time i rap, i bet ya 'feel-scared'
This bitch couldnt have a {dissabillity} even if he was in a 'wheel-chair!'
bitch i planned-this-race im 'Raw' when i slam-ya-face
so when ya mom sues me they be {nobody} to understand-this-case!
i guess we in an 'slow air baloon' ima end ya life wid a keyboard, pressin 'hard-delete'
But ya {'Windspeed'}is slow like da ppl here R 'hard-to-beat!'


Eryk wrote:
Your not leavin' anyone Bruised with the punches you chose
So fu'ck you're multies, Cuz I'll kill you with More force than those!
I can't believe you think your sick? your wack, just face it
His verses outstanding?? that's about as Jaw droppin as a facelift!
your an uncreative fu'ck! beat me? Naw, I'll have to give you these bars
Cuz you have a hard time thinkin' outside the box like locked up retards
He thinks he's comin' as one of the best, so I'll be deletin' a bitch
N your wordplay, That's like Mr.fantastic....Always Reachin' and ****!
Why you even rap? why you even text? why you even Battle!?!
So just quit.............
Cuz you obviously don't get the point...Like gettin' stabbed with a handle!


This round I'm up 1-0.... we only accept bar by bar votes . none of t hat, his verse was cooler **** lol.
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Hitman J
 
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Reply Mon 30 Oct, 2006 08:03 am
Well eryk u gotta put my explinations in therr or else no1 will get it Rolling Eyes people these days.....
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Eryk
 
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Reply Mon 30 Oct, 2006 10:09 am
they should get it...

you get it or you don't vote..


**** explanations.. that's newbish anyways, if you weren't a newbie you would ditch the explainations.
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Mon 30 Oct, 2006 10:22 am
Eryk wrote:
they should get it...

you get it or you don't vote..


**** explanations.. that's newbish anyways, if you weren't a newbie you would ditch the explainations.


Eryk,
We are all newbies when it comes to certain threads. I myself am "just hatched" as far as rap threads. If I do not get a better explanation, I will continue to vote for Hitman everytime!
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Bawb
 
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Reply Mon 30 Oct, 2006 04:00 pm
Lol. Every time I see the name "Killa Bee", I laugh. Just how it looks, if it were spelled "Killer Bee", it would not be near as funny.
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Hitman J
 
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Reply Mon 30 Oct, 2006 06:16 pm
Eryk wrote:
they should get it...

you get it or you don't vote..


**** explanations.. that's newbish anyways, if you weren't a newbie you would ditch the explainations.


duke that is possibly the stupist thing u coulda said. If no1 gets it then its barley fair, right? damn dude..... Laughing Rolling Eyes
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 30 Oct, 2006 07:35 pm
yeah.....damn
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Eryk
 
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Reply Tue 31 Oct, 2006 04:08 am
Hitman J wrote:
Eryk wrote:
they should get it...

you get it or you don't vote..


**** explanations.. that's newbish anyways, if you weren't a newbie you would ditch the explainations.


duke that is possibly the stupist thing u coulda said. If no1 gets it then its barley fair, right? damn dude..... Laughing Rolling Eyes


lmfao how is that stupid, if you have to explain you're punches or you wack wordplay, then that's obviosuly reachin!!!!!!!!!!!!! or a FuCCin' STREEEEEETCCCH, BUT then again all your wordplay is.. lmao. and if no one gets it, THEN THEY DON'T VOTE, like any REAL battle, lol you have alot of elevatin' to do man.. ALOT!.. Face it, YOu suck !
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Bawb
 
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Reply Tue 31 Oct, 2006 08:32 am
Eryk wrote:
Face it, YOu suck !




So he sucks, but still has 5 more votes than you.
















brain a'splode
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Eryk
 
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Reply Tue 31 Oct, 2006 04:23 pm
5 more votes? explain that...

he won in a ko in the 1st round, that's 3-0.... cuz all of this boys voted for him..

and in the second round I'm up 1-0...

so how's he up five votes? either you're dumb at math or you're just straight up retarded.
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Hitman J
 
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Reply Thu 2 Nov, 2006 07:55 pm
eryk dude calm the fu'ck down dude, jesus you gettin all worked up over NOTHING...if you're this enthusiastic over a net forum i really dont want to meet you in person any time soon...
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 2 Nov, 2006 08:03 pm
That's some funny ****, hitman.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 2 Nov, 2006 08:11 pm
Eryk wrote:
if you have to explain you're punches or you wack wordplay, then that's obviosuly reachin!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I await a coherent translation.

I get "if you have to explain... then that's obviously reaching," but what is "you are punches?"

Also, there seems to be an inordinate number of exclamation points.
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Eryk
 
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Reply Thu 2 Nov, 2006 08:28 pm
Hitman J wrote:
eryk dude calm the fu'ck down dude, jesus you gettin all worked up over NOTHING...if you're this enthusiastic over a net forum i really dont want to meet you in person any time soon...

Cuz I'd beat you in a freestyle battle any day of the week, and if you're really tryin' to get signed, then GET OFF THE FUCKIN' NET. lmfao.. and I don't think anyone will sign you, Labels are lookin' for Creativity, Style and talent.. And all of those you lack extremly!.. and Drewdad, that response was so retarded, I can't even respond.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 2 Nov, 2006 08:48 pm
Eryk, you don't actually believe you could beat Hitman?

He will chew you up and spit you out. Not to say your stuff isn't good --quite the contrary -- I believe your stuff is quite impressive, but the Hitman is legendary around these parts and his reputation wasn't established because of his lack of rapping skills.

You're outmatched, Eryk. Let it go.
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