Wildclickers #74 - The "Tree from Hell??"

Some of us just remain young at mind.



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More differences between man and woman =

* A woman marries a man expecting he will change - but, he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting she won't change - but, she does.

* A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

* Men awaken as good looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

* Smart man plus smart woman = romance
Smart man plus dumb woman = affair
Dumb man plus smart woman = marriage
Dumb man plus dumb woman = pregnancy

* A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn't need.

((((Most of the above does not reflect the actual views of the poster))))



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ehBeth

Dan

Good news! Newborn went home with her parents today! Aopparently, during delivery, the baby's larynx stretched causing the breathing problem. Alls well though now though - she'll be just fine!

"What would men be without women?
Scarce, sir .. mighty scarce." -- Mark Twain

"The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things." -- Jilly Cooper

"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country." -- Elayne Boosler

"There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature." -- Stephen Stills

"Why do men like intelligent woman?
Because opposites attract." -- Stradee

Disclaimer...

deer saga

Arrived home to find Clem peeking over the hedge! She brought two of her buddies for a visit today. Odd though that they arn't the least bit afraid of the truck. When driving to work, the herds generally foraging near the road. Apparently they are accustomed to hearing the vehicle and my voice when i stop and say hi each day. Today though, they didn't stay because someone was using a damned woodchipper - god the noise! and the three deer waited just long enough for my greeting, then ambled away for quieter ground. The surpising thing though was the little one was the friendliest today. She seemed curious, and when i held out my hand, she took a few steps toward where i was standing.
Progress!

Stradee - I like the 'opposites attract' one - - -

OK - these are unretouched statements by children about the Bible.

* The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.

* A Christian should have only one spouse - it's called monotony.

* Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.

* The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

* Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day - but, a ball of fire at night.

* Moses died before he ever reached Texas.

* Joshua led the Hebrews in the Battle of Geritol.

* The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.

* Solomon, one of David's sons had 300 wives and 700 porcupines

* Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.

* Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule - which says to do one to others before they do one to you.

Dan ~

Kid's Letters To God

Dear GOD,
In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation?
-Joan

Dear GOD,
I read the Bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me.
Love, Alison

Dear GOD,
Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
-Lucy

Dear GOD,
Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?
-Anita

Dear GOD,
Did you really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother.
-Darla

Dear GOD,
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You can look it up.
-Bruce

Dear GOD,
If we come back as something - please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her.
-Denise

Dear GOD,
If You give me a genie lamp like Aladin, I will give you anything you want, except my money or my chess set.

Dear GOD,
My Sunday School teacher says you always love me. Is that true? Even after what I did to Sara yesterday - or do you know about that? I really am sorry so I wish you would still love me.
-Joshua

Dear GOD,
How come my brother has a pee pee and I don't? Did you run out of them?
-Georgette

Those are great, Stradee - - -

Some stuff about SEX - - -

* "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." - George Burns

* "My sexual preference is not you." - T-shirt

* "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all." - Rodney Dangerfield

* "You know that look women get when they want sex? - Me neither." - Drew Carey

* "I believe sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." - Steve Martin

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Some interesting facts - unless MA sez otherwise

* All the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20

* The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "I's a Wonderful Life"

* Mr Rogers was an ordained minister.

* There are more chickens than people in the world.

* The average persons left hand does 56% of the typing.

* Los Angeles full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de Los Angeles de Porciuncula"

* In England - the speaker of the house is not allowed to speak.

* "Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

* Maine is the only state whose name is only one syllable.

* danon5 has clicked for Rain Forest this day.

You'll get no arguments from me on any of them thar factoids, Dan.

D'a know . . .

There are only two words (in common use, that is) ending with the letters -gry? Angry and hungry.

Only four words in the English language end with the letters -dous. Tremendous, stupendous, horrendous and hazardous.

There is only one word which ends with the letters -mt. Only one.




Give up?
Dreamt!

Dan, LOL great quotes!

Sports Quotes...

Bill Shankly
Some people think football is a matter of life and death…I can assure them it is much more serious than that.

Emo Philips
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

George Orwell
Serious sport is war minus the shooting.


SEXy quotes

Dancing is a perpendicular
expression of a horizontal desire.
George Bernard Shaw

Christianity has done a great deal
for love by making a sin of it.
Anatole France

The only reason I would take up jogging is
so I could hear heavy breathing again.
Erma Bombeck

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart
is through his stomach flunked geography.
Robert Byrne

Little Known Facts...

Men can read smaller print than women.
{explains a lot}

Women can hear better than men.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Our eye muscle moves about 1,00,000 times a day!

The brain has no sensation of pain even when it is cut!
{ yeah, but the skull hurts like hell }

The longest human bone is the femur or thigh bone which is 48 cms long.
It is so strong that it can support 30 times the weight of a man!

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
{you'll turn blue though}

Lots of smiles to catch up on here, from babies and deer to thinks to think on.

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aktbird57 - You and your 299 friends have supported 2,629,397.0 square feet!

Marine Wetlands habitat supported: 134,852.0 square feet.
You have supported: (0.0)
Your 299 friends have supported: (134,852.0)

American Prairie habitat supported: 57,188.5 square feet.
You have supported: (14,116.6)
Your 299 friends have supported: (43,071.9)

Rainforest habitat supported: 2,437,356.6 square feet.
You have supported: (174,888.4)
Your 299 friends have supported: (2,262,468.2)

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1 Aktbird57 .. 1601 60.359 acres

Good ones Merry Andrew and Stradee - - - lol

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Here are some interesting name changes =

* Alphonso D'Abruzzo = Alan Alda

* William Ferret Beedle = William Holden

* Anna Marie Pierce = Patti Duke

* T.C. Mapother IV = Tom Cruise

* Bernard Schwartz = Tony Curtis

* Francis Ethel Gumm = Judy Garland

* Doris Mary Ann von Kappelhoff = Doris Day

* Betty Joan Perske = Lauren Bacall

* Walter Matuschanskayasky = Walter Matthau

* John Elroy Sanford = Redd Foxx

* Demetria Gene Guynes = Demi Moore

* Michael Gubitosi = Robert Blake (who played one of Red Ryder's - Little Beavers)

* Cherilyn LaPiere Sarkisian = Cher

* Taidje Khan = Yul Brenner

* Ralph Lifshits = Ralph Lauren

* Issur Danielovich Damsky = Kirk Douglas

* Allan Stewart Konigsberg = Woody Allen

* Robert Allen Zimmerman = Bob Dillon

* L Stubblebine = Lee Marvin

* Marion Evans Cross = George Eliot

* Bamboo Harvester = Mr Ed

* Henry John Deutschendorf, Jr = John Denver

* Maurice Michlewhite = Michael Caine

* Lawrence Peter = Yogi Berra

* Archibald Alexander Leach = Cary Grant

* William Sidney Porter = O'Henry

* Truman Steckfus Persons = Truman Capote

* Dana Owens = Queen Latifa

* Leonard Franklin Sly = Roy Rogers

* Francis Octavia Smith = Dale Evans

* Frederick Austerlitz = Fred Astaire

* Virginia Katherine McMath = Ginger Rogers

whew!! - - - that's enough for now - - -

Catching up-
glad the baby is OK.

Thanks for the smiles.

Last days I have been studying and teaching- so I had hardly any time for "playing" here.
This week is better- I am going for a very long weekend ( starting tomorrow!) to Baveria.
Not riding a broom. :wink:

Have fun with Halloween.

ul, how I envy you. I love the Bavaria.

Here is where you must be staying =



and you must be visiting Munchen for lunch at the Hofbrau Haus.

and, after skiing at Garmish Partenkirchen...........

I remembered - I have an old hat pin from Garmish........
It's the blue shield with SCP on my loden hut.


ul, I have a question - is my gamsbart on the correct side of the hat?? I don't remember. Here is a pic.


all clicked this day prior to that scary day.

Danon,
LOL- no fairy tale castles this time and not Munich ( a pity)- just some days in the counrty side near Passau. This time husband has to work, so I couldn't chose where to stay.

Great hat!
Your pin is Skiing Club Partenkirchen- one of the oldest clubs in Germany.
Don't know about the proper side- people I know are wearing the Gamsbart (a tuft of hair from the backs of adult chamois antelopes) far in the back of the hat.
You can have a look here
http://www.gamsbart.at/English%20Frameset.htm

ul, the newborns home with her parents and doing super well!

Have a great trip, and please take photos!

Luv the names before fames! LOL

Dan, great looking pins! There must be a good reason why there's a wisk broom sittin' on yur hat.

ul, what a georgous setting!

...at the confluence of the Danube, Inn and Ilz rivers

I'd give a lot to see a picture of you in Lederhosen, Danon.

You and your 299 friends have supported 2,630,801.8 square feet!

Marine Wetlands habitat supported: 135,039.3 square feet.
You have supported: (0.0)
Your 299 friends have supported: (135,039.3)

American Prairie habitat supported: 57,188.5 square feet.
You have supported: (14,116.6)
Your 299 friends have supported: (43,071.9)

Rainforest habitat supported: 2,438,574.1 square feet.
You have supported: (174,935.2)
Your 299 friends have supported: (2,263,638.9)

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1 Aktbird57 .. 1601 60.387 acres

MA this is for you







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or the traditional

MA, Sorry pal, I don't have lederhosen. I wish I did - but - don't.....

Here is a fairly recent pic of me building our home - I did it all by myself - elec, plumb, air, heat, bricks, - from bottom to top - unassisted. How?? ans = "One board at a time." "Anyone can do that!"



Stradee, the "wiskbroom" is to clean the way - so to speak -

ul, Thanks for the gamsbart site - it looks to me like everyone has a really BIG FRICKING GAMSBART !!!
Mine, on the other hand, is from the shop that supplied the Kaiser - I still have the original tubular container it came in - I found it at the Flea Market in Wien during the early '80's. The Loden Hut I bought in Berchtesgaden during the mid '70's.