Oh wait, I take that back....I do have a musical talent.
when I was but a lass, I begged and begged to get piano lessons....so finally the day arrived when my parents decided to get a piano, thinking it was a good investment, since I had a younger sister who could take lessons as well.
The salesman talked them into getting a ORGAN instead
Without trying to seem ungrateful (I was, it was god awful) I tried to explain to them a piano was great, but an organ was for those who would be cast as a misfit for the rest of their school career.
They told me to use the lever on the organ that made is sound "just like" a piano.
For a while, it was my parents fondest hopes that I grow up to be one of those woman that played the organ in a restaurants while the patrons enjoyed their meals.
All I needed was one of those big brandy snifters to put on top of my instrument to really rake in the big bucks.
Ah....what might have been.
Here's a picture of me, getting ready to jam....