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Being a Christian and Masturbating

 
 
EpiNirvana
 
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Reply Wed 9 Aug, 2006 09:36 am
yup, also you can only look at porn with your left eye.
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material girl
 
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Reply Wed 9 Aug, 2006 09:38 am
EpiNirvana wrote:
yup, also you can only look at porn with your left eye.


LOL!!

So thats why pirates had eye patches.
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EpiNirvana
 
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Reply Wed 9 Aug, 2006 09:41 am
Laughing

Eye patches and hook hands, Why isnt that in the bible.
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material girl
 
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Reply Wed 9 Aug, 2006 09:43 am
EpiNirvana wrote:
Laughing

Eye patches and hook hands, Why isnt that in the bible.


There you go.
They masterbated and had there hand cut off, replaced it with a hook.
Then put a patch on their eye to remind them to use the correct eye to look at porn.

I will never look at Peter Pans Captain Hook again in the same way!!
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Kayla905rose
 
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Reply Tue 5 Nov, 2013 07:24 pm
@shewolfnm,
I think its ok when your a teen I am christian and I have since I was 15
but I dont think you should when your married and have a husband and ignore him or a wife thats the only thing I can say from the bible i dont remember what verse
HesDeltanCaptain
 
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Reply Sun 9 Aug, 2015 05:15 am
@shewolfnm,
As a formerly orthodox Jew I wasn't aware God disqualified people for this one thing. Especially considered the other 612 things. Smile Learn something new every day. Wink
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HesDeltanCaptain
 
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Reply Sun 9 Aug, 2015 05:17 am
@Kayla905rose,
If we're supposed to refrain from premarital sex we better be masturbating. Smile Gonna be marrying as soon as we hit puberty otherwise (which actually might be the intent...)
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Johnjohnjohn
 
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Reply Tue 1 Sep, 2015 10:01 am
@NickFun,
GOD doesnt test or tempt us, satan does.

Also in the scriptures GOD told us to not deprive our partners of sex because of their self control.

We shouldnt touch ourselves ..
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