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Being a Christian and Masturbating

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farmerman
 
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Mon 7 Aug, 2006 12:36 pm
Its in the Bible, ..Matthew something


..."And Jesus came together with his disciples"...
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Lash
 
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Mon 7 Aug, 2006 12:58 pm
Intrepid wrote:
Lash wrote:
Didn't God dare Abraham to spill his seed? No whacking!!


Nope. At least not in the bible.


Go ask Onan!! He played with the peepee and got himself smited!!

Genesis 38:8-10 Then Judah said to Onan, "Go in to your brother's wife and perform the duty of a brother-in-law to her, and raise up offspring for your brother." But Onan knew that the offspring would not be his. So whenever he went in to his brother's wife he would waste the semen on the ground, so as not to give offspring to his brother. And what he did was wicked in the sight of the Lord, and he put him to death also.

I could swear he gave the no whacking rule to Moses or Abraham. I shall continue my quest!!
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Intrepid
 
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Mon 7 Aug, 2006 01:00 pm
Kind of a stretch from God daring Abraham to Onan doing something of his own free will.

I won't mention that some people chastise other people for not sticking to the letter of the bible and not verifying what they say. :wink: Ya know?
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Lash
 
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Mon 7 Aug, 2006 01:06 pm
Intrepid wrote:
Kind of a stretch from God daring Abraham to Onan doing something of his own free will.

I won't mention that some people chastise other people for not sticking to the letter of the bible and not verifying what they say. :wink: Ya know?

It's a good thing you don't mention it, because I said I wasn't sure. And, I am not using this exceprt to prove anything.

When I promote something as a fact, and I'm found to be wrong or can't prove it--them rev up your chariot.

I'm still looking--and not claiming anything. As my posts have said, I'm not sure.
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shewolfnm
 
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Mon 7 Aug, 2006 05:19 pm
NickFun wrote:
Perhaps we are all going to hell when we die because we've touched ourselves - MANY TIMES!!!


Just wash your hands.

No smell- no proof!! Very Happy
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shewolfnm
 
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Mon 7 Aug, 2006 05:21 pm
farmerman wrote:
Its in the Bible, ..Matthew something


..."And Jesus came together with his disciples"...


The second coming of jesus......


or third?
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farmerman
 
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Mon 7 Aug, 2006 07:54 pm
she wolf said
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The second coming of jesus......


Actually it was an ongoing thing. In Rome , it was known as the Whackus circumferentia
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ossobuco
 
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Mon 7 Aug, 2006 08:00 pm
was wh common in latin? somehow I figure there is another quote to ... come.
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material girl
 
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Tue 8 Aug, 2006 01:58 am
NickFun wrote:
In hell we will all have short arms. Damn, that's scary!


Then we can help each other out.But Im sure that will be a sin too.

There were some mothers in the 60's who took a certain medicinal chemical whilst pregnant.
The result was the children were born with short arms!
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ossobuco
 
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Tue 8 Aug, 2006 02:19 am
That was Thalidomide...
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squinney
 
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Tue 8 Aug, 2006 05:26 am
It makes me so sad to know you are all going to hell for pleasuring yourselves. Crying or Very sad

Now go, wash and sin no more.
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material girl
 
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Tue 8 Aug, 2006 05:40 am
Hell must be jam packed!!
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EpiNirvana
 
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Tue 8 Aug, 2006 06:02 pm
Matthew 5:30
And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell.

So hands above the cover mister!
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Pauligirl
 
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Tue 8 Aug, 2006 08:36 pm
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Intrepid
 
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Tue 8 Aug, 2006 09:56 pm
EpiNirvana wrote:
Matthew 5:30
And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell.

So hands above the cover mister!


You are obviously taking poetic licence with the scripture.
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material girl
 
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Wed 9 Aug, 2006 02:25 am
Pauligirl wrote:


My God, how open minded would you have to be to do that!!?
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NickFun
 
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Wed 9 Aug, 2006 07:55 am
We must conclude, it's only sacreligious if you masturbate while looking at a picture of the Virgin Mary.
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material girl
 
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Wed 9 Aug, 2006 07:56 am
What if Mary masterbated?
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EpiNirvana
 
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Wed 9 Aug, 2006 09:28 am
Intrepid wrote:
EpiNirvana wrote:
Matthew 5:30
And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell.

So hands above the cover mister!


You are obviously taking poetic licence with the scripture.


Well in context it is talking about lust. And in that he says crop off your hand....so.....thats how i came to my conclusion.
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material girl
 
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Wed 9 Aug, 2006 09:30 am
EpiNirvana wrote:
Matthew 5:30
And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell.

So hands above the cover mister!


If your left handed its not a sin then?!
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