"Im called Vlegagsmloggriknelnoxliprrle"
The story so far!
It was dark. The night was St Blaize's feastnight. The tables were groaning under the weight of the various vegetarian substitutes that tasted so dreadfull that Lazlo spat messily and ruined the carpet, attracting the attention of watching, rich and disgusted owners of the world's last great white whale who were hungry and rose as if they were one very fat drunken big Mama doing a lapdance.
The table shook as the bomb exploded which was hidden beneath the can-can in the darkened girl's stage entrance, doing a split.
In the distance there was a howling noise as something entered suddenly and stunned us. We looked for several seconds to make sure everybody was safe before there was quite a surprise as the creature approached one of the waitresses and said "Are you from round these parts or are you an Alien yourself? What does one do to get a smile from an overweight floozie like a tart from the bad side of this ugly town?"
The waitress screamed: "Aaaaaaghhh! I'm being picked out for random transportation to a desolate graveyard on another planet!"
As she said so her boyfriend made a lunge for his big trusty guitar and started riffing a calming tune, causing the alien to sway gently and release his petrified victim only seconds before the room vibrated oddly due to oildrilling. The alien roared "What's going on?" The noise was absolutely deafening to all.
Thinking quickly the boyfriend dropped his guitar and began to dance slowly but mesmerisingly towards Lazlo who pulled out all his marbles and threw a backward glance towards Caroline his sister who was under the influence of her brother and her older cousin who now told Caroline to "Party like it's one minute to midnight" then it would be tits up and grab the alien's six-legged sister who nobody had shaken hands with or even noticed until she started singing in a deep baritone surprising everyone present with her athletic super trim body and her amazing shiny velvety scales which stole the show.
"I'm called Vlegagsmloggrikennoxlifrre" she announced. "I'm from Velcron which is in the third galaxy..."
The story so far!
It was dark. The night was St Blaize's feastnight. The tables were groaning under the weight of the various vegetarian substitutes that tasted so dreadfull that Lazlo spat messily and ruined the carpet, attracting the attention of watching, rich and disgusted owners of the world's last great white whale who were hungry and rose as if they were one very fat drunken big Mama doing a lapdance.
The table shook as the bomb exploded which was hidden beneath the can-can in the darkened girl's stage entrance, doing a split.
In the distance there was a howling noise as something entered suddenly and stunned us. We looked for several seconds to make sure everybody was safe before there was quite a surprise as the creature approached one of the waitresses and said "Are you from round these parts or are you an Alien yourself? What does one do to get a smile from an overweight floozie like a tart from the bad side of this ugly town?"
The waitress screamed: "Aaaaaaghhh! I'm being picked out for random transportation to a desolate graveyard on another planet!"
As she said so her boyfriend made a lunge for his big trusty guitar and started riffing a calming tune, causing the alien to sway gently and release his petrified victim only seconds before the room vibrated oddly due to oildrilling. The alien roared "What's going on?" The noise was absolutely deafening to all.
Thinking quickly the boyfriend dropped his guitar and began to dance slowly but mesmerisingly towards Lazlo who pulled out all his marbles and threw a backward glance towards Caroline his sister who was under the influence of her brother and her older cousin who now told Caroline to "Party like it's one minute to midnight" then it would be tits up and grab the alien's six-legged sister who nobody had shaken hands with or even noticed until she started singing in a deep baritone surprising everyone present with her athletic super trim body and her amazing shiny velvety scales which stole the show.
"I'm called Vlegagsmloggrikennoxlifrre" she announced. "I'm from Velcron which is in the third galaxy just behind Mars. That's my home!"
Just then the room exploded into unexpected life again as Lazlo switched on all...
showing remarkable control
strangely entranced Lazlo
