The only Rocky that matters is the Horror Picture Show...
Neo and Rocky? Man, they'd get into talking window treatments and before you know it the latex surfer boy is moving into rock's apartment and adrienne's out in the street.
Seriously.
Folks, folks, folks ...
Rocky is a work of fiction, okay? He doesn't actually exist!
Rocky doesn't exist?
How can you say that about our nation's biggest icon?
Morpheus told me, so it must be true.
Neo would win by default!
