Finally, men talk about their penises.

Haha, JL, of course not - you certainly have enough milege
left.

Spanky, why didn't you say so? I'd have send you one of my
knitted Willie warmers pronto.

Me too? You gals can't possibly know what it's like to be left out in the cold. Horrible. But the summer. Ah, that's the time for us to just hang out. Right, my Lord?

Thank you for the willy warmer Jane, it should come in very handy at the moment, as the outside temp is in the minus figures.

In actual fact, I could pop this garment on over the OUTSIDE of my underwear, as I am currently wearing a new groundbreaking design pair of briefs.


You see..................the very end gets rather cold...............

is that a girdle?

i hope it catches on. then again, not everybody should be allowed to wear this.

Yes......it is more comfortable than the velcro knee restraint.

Wondeful, who is your tailor?

Man Ray I should think

Deep research:

http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1511/is_2_20/ai_53631761

Intimate Engineering - penis research
Discover, Feb, 1999 by Mary Roach

"PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS." DIANE KELLY IS MAKING the point that she is used to saying the word. She says it in front of large gatherings of academics. She has said it to a Tallahassee police officer who caught her by the side of the road, removing one from a dead armadillo. She says it to people at barbecues and dinner parties who ask her what she does for a living.

Kelly, a 30-year-old postdoctoral fellow at Cornell, is the first--and to her knowledge only--scientist in the world to study the biomechanics of the mammalian penis. It is easy to speculate on the reasons no scientist has studied the penis in the past. It is especially easy when you consider that a) the majority of scientists are men, and b) the research involves things like "inflation and bending experiments," wherein a rat penis is attached, by way of electric clamps, needles, and superglue, to a strain gauge and a force transducer. (The organ is not, mercifully, attached to the rat.)

While Kelly allows that "men do squirm a lot" at her talks, she doesn't think squeamishness is behind the dearth of research in this area. In her view, it's simply the newness of the field. Biomechanics--the application of principles of physics and engineering to living things--is a very young science, only 35 years old or so. "The early work looked at things that were big and flashy and obvious," Kelly says, "like locomotion and feeding. Reproduction kind of fell by the wayside." With biomechanics elders such as Steven Vogel of Duke and R. McNeill Alexander of the University of Leeds heading into retirement, a second generation has taken the baton and carried it into less obvious places: the biomechanics of hearing, of smelling, of circulation. Kelly was one of the intrepid few to claim reproduction.

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Kinda where I'm at these days.

Is she looking for volunteers?

JL, she took the penis off a roadkill armadillo. Are you sure you want to volunteer?????

Diane...

...this was one of the first threads I came across after coming back to A2K.

Interesting.

But I cannot look at my penis these days without thinking of you.

(Hi, Dys!)

lol

Perhaps as a contrast to Diane Kelly's more formalized and general approach to the study of the biomechanics of the mammalian penis I could do a less formalized and more specific approach to the study of the human vagina in terms of it's elasticity vis-a-vis the penis.

The tireless pursuit of true knowledge..........

<Reyn wanders into this thread looks around>

"Hmm, I wonder what's this all about then? Seems to be an anatomy class."

Excerpt from Tropic of Cancer, by Henry Miller (page two):
Dozing off. The physiology of love. The whale, with his six foot penis, in repose. The bat - penis libre. Animals with a bone in the penis. Hence, a bone on . . . "Happily," says Gourmont, "the bony structure is lost in man." Happily? Yes, happily. Think of the human race walking around with a bone on. The kangaroo has a double penis - one for workdays and one for holidays. Dozing.

Well it would dry up the penis pump market, and the economies of many Asian countries would suffer horribly.

Frank, I'd rather you thought of penises than of a sidewalk, LOL. Have you saved sidewalks for times when you are thinking of Bernie? He did seem to enjoy slapping you as you lay there taking it, eyes rolling around in your head. Hee, hee, such memories of the sidewalks of New York. I'll be out there again either in early or late April. Haven't decided which yet, but I hope you can come in for a visit.

Edgar, have you ever wondered where Henry Miller got all that information about penises? Did it come to him in a dream, just as he was dozing off? Or is that what you think of down there in Houston as you start to nod off? What would Dickens say?

Chumly, all in the name of science or in the game of Chumly?

Reyn, no women to be found in that anatomy class. I wonder if the man on the table is alive or dead. Talk about feeling like a specimen under glass.