13 3/4?!? Damn. Did he graduate to a yard stick?
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:I'm hung like a farm animal.
Hamsters are NOT farm animals!
No they're not, fishin', but chickens are.
And when I said porn star, I meant kidd...nevermind.
Most farm animals you cannot see the tool anyway.
Quote:Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
I'm hung like a farm animal.
shoulda said pig, man. hung like a pig.
(a lotta people go with "bear," and they are very small...)
I wish it wasn't called a penis. Awful name!
No wonder it hardly ever gets called that.
Ok, I read the story. Sorry, I think these guys are just going on trying to be polite.
I mean, hell, if walk into the local bar and start talking about my penis you can bet the place is gonna be empty in less than 30 minutes. Who the hell cares? I mean yeah, the usual drunk 22 year girls might get a chuckle out of it for a while but you can bet every guy there is gone in seconds.
I dunno.. Whaddya think Slappy? You wanna hear me wax poetic about my nutsack?
Ah, dusty walnut-skinned bag. How blessed art thou to bear the, er, something or other.
Did you just say "wax... my nutsack"?
What? It's men talking about their penises, sorta. That's the title of the thread.
I know, I know. But it's measurements and nut waxing. Hardly the Penis Monologues.
I've seen the vagina monologues (ad nauseum, in auditions). Overrated.
Hmmm - I think they be cute li'l guys, in general....
I like to make 'em talk - they got funny li'l mouths....
(Full disclosure -- never seen VM.)
lol dlowan
a'right, the distinction between what draws laughter and what draws scorn is beyong me...
Oops, did I scorn you? Just thought it was funny that you fellas fell into such stereotyped exchanges so quickly. Though, to be honest, I don't know that I would do any differently with an equivalent discussion.
beyong! beyong! beyong!
just flittin' words about, soz, and counting minutes. (kings game starts at 4:00. think i'll be walking out of here early.)
Anyway, HBO already did a documentary on guys talking seriously about and showing off their schlongs.
Really?
I'm a bit humor-impaired just now -- sitting here trying to distract myself while watching the sozlet's labored breathing on the monitor. She's sick, can't tell how bad yet. Just started a couple of hours ago. Want to let her sleep.
Anyway, sorry for the downer, carry on.
