Frank, I'd rather you thought of penises than of a sidewalk, LOL. Have you saved sidewalks for times when you are thinking of Bernie? He did seem to enjoy slapping you as you lay there taking it, eyes rolling around in your head. Hee, hee, such memories of the sidewalks of New York. I'll be out there again either in early or late April. Haven't decided which yet, but I hope you can come in for a visit.
Edgar, have you ever wondered where Henry Miller got all that information about penises? Did it come to him in a dream, just as he was dozing off? Or is that what you think of down there in Houston as you start to nod off? What would Dickens say?
Chumly, all in the name of science or in the game of Chumly?
Reyn, no women to be found in that anatomy class. I wonder if the man on the table is alive or dead. Talk about feeling like a specimen under glass.
Great to have Frank back. As is our custom I'll try to one-up him by noting that evertime I think of my penis, I think of Dys' gun.
Oops! I missed an important step there.
Miller was a complex man, who delved into the esoteric as readily as sexual material. His book, Big Sur and the Oranges of Hieronymous Bosch, is an opposite of the Tropics, filled with sunlight and spiritual qualities.
As for what I think when dozing, well, I don't think it an interesting topic.
Are you speaking of Henry Miller, edgar? One of my favorite books was Black Spring.
Yes. I quoted him on the previous page.
Police: Microwaved Male Body Part A Hoax
MCKEESPORT, Pa. -- A bizarre incident in McKeesport Thursday night involving a microwave and what was believed to be a male body part is being called a hoax.
Police in McKeesport said a woman who needed to pass a work-related drug test was the reason behind a fake penis being microwaved at a convenience store.
A clerk at the Giant Eagle Get-Go store along Lyle Boulevard told police that a man brought what appeared to be a severed penis into the store and asked her to microwave it Thursday night.
But police said the item was actually a fake, hollow penis that a woman planned to use to pass a drug test.
McKeesport Police Chief Joseph Pero said the woman's male companion had filled the device with his urine, which the woman somehow planned to pass off as hers for a drug test.
The couple stopped at the convenience store to have the device microwaved because the woman wanted the device to be warmed up to something approaching body temperature -- as part of the drug-testing ruse.
Police said they plan to charge the man and woman criminally, although the exact charges haven't been determined.
Giant Eagle officials aren't commenting on the incident.
Diane wrote:Frank, I'd rather you thought of penises than of a sidewalk, LOL. Have you saved sidewalks for times when you are thinking of Bernie? He did seem to enjoy slapping you as you lay there taking it, eyes rolling around in your head. Hee, hee, such memories of the sidewalks of New York. I'll be out there again either in early or late April. Haven't decided which yet, but I hope you can come in for a visit.
I will be there...and will try to stay conscious this time!Reyn, no women to be found in that anatomy class. I wonder if the man on the table is alive or dead. Talk about feeling like a specimen under glass.[/quote]
Ah there is the great Frank Apisa....
Frank ain't so great (so Nancy tells me)
This mischievous thread has been very entertaining, but I do feel that my moral fiber is quickly unraveling, and now that Frank has returned, the rate of unraveling will probably double.
JLNobody wrote:This mischievous thread.......
Mischievous? Say it isn't so!
Here was me thinking this was all serious in the name of gaining knowledge!!
Penises have been used throughout recorded history. Before the advent of writing and drawing, I'm not sure what was used. Perhaps cabbage leaves.
No Ed, cabbage leaves symbolized legitimate vagina power in the matriarchal ages. How's THAT for respectable knowledge, Reyn?
Well, I was just guessing. I am sure the word penis was the first or second ever invented.
In my experience (and I've dissected a few), penises with bone-in lack considerably in girth when compared to the boneless variety.
Don't bother me, anybody. I'm weaving/re-raveling my lost moral fiber.
Oh, I can't resist: Patiodog, in my experience it is the opposite. Could someone install a poll?
We in the big tent party put a lot of stock in polling.
Diane,
I see the thread appears to have petered out.
