Now let's not too bad about testosterone
testosterone is a good thing
This is all very confusing. Men shouldn't talk to women about penises and testosterone.
Hey, JLN, I thought you were interested in art, so what's the problem??? Dirty pictures have been popular since the time of cave men/boys. I guess that makes testosterone a source of creativity.
Would someone help me out here?
Nooooo. Cyberspace is dark and lonely. I'll even take an adolescent cave boy as company. Well, if he isn't too pimply and sullen.
I could teach him how to gather.
No, just kidding. You're not alone. Leave the kid alone.
and what does this have to do with penises?
What if I dont want Diane to leave me alone?
I remember once going on and on at a party about my penis. Suddenly I realized my extreme narcissism and turned to a girl in the group saying, "Enough about me, let's talk about you. What do YOU think about my penis".
nimh, I agree. Why should you want that? How about Dys' gun?
LOL. So JLN, what did she have to say about your penis?
You had me laughing so hard I almost woke up Dys.
And JLN, be nice to nimh. {{{{{nimh}}}}}
Um, be sure to bring the ammunition.
Maybe it's time to talk about penis at work....
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do
I do not get weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don't get paid overtime
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases
Yours truly,
Penis
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Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
You do not always follow the orders of the management team
You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing
You'll retire well before reaching 65
You're unable to work double shifts before you have completed the day's work
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management
Oh Francis, that's too funny
and so true!!
Yes, TOO funny. Makes one want to cut it off.
No, no, no, JL!!
Besides its sloppy work performance at times,
it is an essential tool for the continued existence of mankind,
let alone the satisfactory aspect of it.
Nicely put, CJ. But I want to make myself clear. I wasn't referring to the amputation of MINE.
Mine can't wait for the cold weather to end.
