When I was a young man I went to a "crisis clinic" regarding the emotional turmoil I was suffering in a relationship. I remember the therapist asking me, "If you had to choose between being all brain or all penis, which would you choose?" I remember asking for time to think about it.
Hah, hah, JLN. I'd never have thought that would be your answer. You are such a brainy guy; but then, you were younger. Somehow, that is very sweet and reassuring.
Darn it, Diane, I was hoping that I came off as a penis kind of guy. (I don't mean a prick).
Wooooo-We! JLN is on a roll.....
Now that men are supposedly "talking about their penises", can we get them to shut up?
can men hurt themselves jogging?
JLNobody wrote:Darn it, Diane, I was hoping that I came off as a penis kind of guy. (I don't mean a prick).
and here i thought you were a vagina kinda' guy....
I am shewolfnm, as well as necks, knees and collar bones....
shewolfnm wrote:can men hurt themselves jogging?
Only whilst simultaneously thinking naughty thoughts.
You expect me to think and jog at the same time?
Good grief Lord Ellpus I'm a man not a machine!
Lord Ellpus, you are a delightfully funny man! Now, if you and shewolf could get together and let me come along, I'd love to hear the conversation. I promise to leave if things steam up, that is, if you insisted.
JLN, well, I was trying to restrain myself from letting on that I think you are a macho, macho man. So what does Mrs. JL have to say about this? I'd be willing to bet that Nietze had a few thoughts on the subject, or did he put in much thought about men and their relationships with their penises? I'd love to hear Mrs. JLN pipe in on the subject. I know, i know, you're glad Nietze is dead, but still...
Lord Ellpus wrote:shewolfnm wrote:can men hurt themselves jogging?
Only whilst simultaneously thinking naughty thoughts.
tie a few streamers to the tip ..
make an interesting show..
Rev up your exercize routine and count how many circles your streamers can make..
What does Mrs. JLN have to say about this? Don't know; I dare not ask her.
Maybe we should talk about penises some more. We haven't done that since November.
maybe all of the local ones are out of commission?
hence the silence..
commission?
hell, it gets promoted and demoted several times a day. can't hardly wake up without having risen to the rank of captain.
S'funny, mine was quite a Major, last time it was called for duty.
