They all look up to me. While we're all bragging.
Well, as long as we're seeing eye to eye...
yes, now do we have any sergeant majors?
I have a small group of Privates, if that's any use?
Any of you rough traders fancy something in a loo-tenant?
<drum sting here>
So now you're handing around in bathrooms. Lots of penises there.
Lord Ellpus wrote:I have a small group of Privates, if that's any use?
small? I thought he was a major.
A regular brat fest.
Anyway, you, um, brought the topic up again. Did you have intentions, or were you just giving it an exploratory tug?
Lola wrote:Lord Ellpus wrote:I have a small group of Privates, if that's any use?
small? I thought he was a major.
Only whilst on duty, I'm afraid.
Especially in cold weather.
generals?
anyone?
anywhere?
Shewolf, they are all the very model of a modern major general.
No small ones allowed.
So, do any of you guys have names for your favorite organ? You know, the one you like to talk about. To each other. When you're bragging.
Do they ever talk back???
I have a nice book written by Kingsley Amis.
It's called "Jake's thing"....
Funny stuff.
Diane --- there are certain members of a man's aquaintances where speech is not required.
There is a British gentleman who is of a Cockney upbringing who goes by the name of Hugh Jampton.
Maybe Lord Elphus has perhaps heard of him.
I call mine Helmut, which tends to annoy him.
He prefers Reginald.
I don't know Hugh, but I do know someone called Ivor Hardon.
O a K.....a little translation for the colonials is in order, methinks.
Hugh Jampton = Huge Hampton.
Hampton = Hampton Wick (a place in London), which rhymes with you know what.
Joke......a man goes to a fancy dress party, stark bollock naked, with a mousetrap on the end of his reginald.
The host says "And what have you come as? "
"Hampton Caught (Court)" The man replied.
hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Does Ivor list to one side or does he remaim upright & well balaced
Ah, Oak, the old listing Ivor. Poor thing.
Francis, I'll have to read Jake's Thing. Kingsley Amis is usually a good read.
Lordie, you seem right perky after your vacation. A bit up and at 'em, aren't you, sweet old Hugh.
L Ellphus ===== the length & breadth of your knowledge is truly beyond belief. but take care when meeting Ivor or Hugh in case they try to give you a Gypsy's kiss
