I'm tired of doing all that free training. From now now i'm charging.
When they finaly get it right they leave anyway.
Amigo wrote:if there weren't any women here neither would we or our penises
Thats quite existential, really ...
Diana, I am curious. On this thread, do you have some serious discussions which are not cut off by humorous comments?
I was walking by Diane and Dys' house last week and I heard the two of them talking on their patio.
Dys said, "I feel quite good about my Utah travel thread. I have had some spirited discussion there."
Diane laughed and replied, "Honey, my penis thread is fast becoming the stuff of A2K legend. You go ahead and think your Utah thread is something special, but it doesn't light a candle to my penis thread. Pass the sugar, please."
Mapleleaf, at first there was some amazingly open discussions about men's sexuality--naturally with some humor, but it covered some interesting territory with honesty and thoughtfulness.
I like the humor that we have now, but if you want to see some well-thought-out responses, read the beginning pages. If you want to make some serious responses, I'm sure many of the posters will respond in kind. This thread keeps popping up every now and then and I let it go until it wears out, then a few months later, someone starts it up again. It can take on whatever characteristics the posters want--you are welcome to bring in a note of seriousness.
Oh, I forgot---Welcome Levinliu!
Diane, can "the men that talk with their penises" be included in this thread?
Sure, what do you and your penis talk about, on a typical night, Francis?
My penis says it was created from my fathers little squirt.
My penis was talking to me last night and it kept saying, "Stop it! You're hurting me! I have a headache!"
My penis said, last nite, where have you been?
Oooh, Francis, I know exactly what you are talking about. French isn't necessary even though it is the language of love.
For the rest of you, read Francis' post again.
Gus, that is so pathetic. Come on out to ABQ and we'll try our best to reinforce your former good relationship with your penis. Hm, didn't quite like how that sounded. We will provide some alcohol and the rest is up to you.
BTW, I try not to mention how well this thread is doing compared to Dys's Utah thread. You know, it's that man thing.
My penis is a funny thing
He wobbles when I run
He gets uptight in summer
As he rarely sees the sun
He scrunches up in winter
Like a tiny little prune
And doesn't come back out again
Until the 3rd of June
When I aim him at the toilet bowl
His aim is true and sure
Until I look the other way
Then he p*sses on the floor
Yet when he's called for duty
He knows that glory beckons
And charges into battle
For Two minutes thirty seconds
So I like my Tommy Todger
And I think that he likes me
But I just hope his aim improves
When next we go to pee.
Excellent! *clapping* LOL
First, I would like to know, while addressing your penis, if you talk to it with a wealth of well-know words derived from the classical tongues...
