Finally, men talk about their penises.

JLN, It's four inches wide, and one inch in length - is what I heard.

Amigo, you are absolutely right. Here is a clip from the first page of this thread:



JLN, four inches may be a slight exageration, but it seems just right to me. :wink:

Shewolf, yep, I'm totally pathetic. Just try to remember I am much older than you and I was raised in a very Victorian, family.

To give you an idea of how much different it was back then, I and two of my cousins married the first man we had sex with. We thought we had to. It was thoroughly accepted that no other man would marry a woman who wasn't a virgin--she would be ruined--used. Needless to say, none of the marriages worked. Also, we never had sex outside of marriage--not that that is a bad thing, it simply means that we, at our advanced age, have very little first hand knowledge.

Shewolf, my dear, please do not be embarrased at the misunderstanding. I love your openness.

Wishfull thinking ...the above post but on the island of Crete mine was quite a % bigger. Must have been the organic wild greens, the best on the planet.

Diane, I would be hesitant to marry a virgin.
By the way, as I've said before, the Islamist reward of 72 virgins for martyrdom wouldn't work in the US. Seventy two porn stars, maybe.

JLN, I don't think the male sex organ can survive 72 virgins. LOL

But wouldn't you like to try?

I'm not so sure there's a safe answer for that q.

I logged on to A2K in order to find a stimulating conversation regarding Micronesian mythology or perhaps something insightful about The Battle of Mag Tured and its subsequent consequences, but I see you guys are still talking about penises.

Odd how you gravitated here so swiftly when ya consider all the topics you could have selected...

I misread the title, Sturgis. I thought it said, "Finally, men talk about The Battle of Mag Tured."

It was an honest mistake.

Okay...

Got any swamp land you'd like to buy from me?

I'm going to have to discontinue this conversation, Sturgis. I feel a bit uncomfortable talking to you on a penis thread.

If you insist on continuing the conversattion I insist we move it to the Football Thread.

gus, If you say it was an honest mistake, it was an honest mistake. I believe every post you make on a2k. What's the date today, anyways?

Are you asking me for a date, Cicerone?

I gotta get the hell off of this thread.

Sometimes I dress my penis up in little costumes. Some times he's tony montana. "say hello to my little friend".sometimes he's the Road Warrior (this ones not to comfortable) He has his own little closet.

JLN, I think every man I know has said that he would not want to get into a relationship with a virgin. Man, we were stupid.

So, Gus is a shy Irishman who can't take the penis thread. Did you go to a convent school named Our Lady of Perpetual Agony? Did those nuns beat the curiosity out of you. Sweetie, stay and visit. This is a thread of vital, life saving information. In fact, you really should wait and see if Amigo ever takes the Road Warrior out of the closet. Just think, Gus, you won't have to go fight in a forlorn Irish battle somewhere, you can stay here and see the Road Warrior in person...if Amigo agrees.......

He's disGUSting, in a nice sort of way.

The "brave heart" would be more fitting for that occasion. (that one has make up). It's show time!!!!!

I dont truthfully know anyone who would enjoy a realtionship with a virgin..

It is SUCH a responsibility.