ME?
stir anything up?
noooo way..
;-)
I thought men talked TO thier penis, not ABOUT thier penis?
Hey oak, it's wonderful to see you again after such a long time. Hope you're doing well.
KP, asking shewolfnm to not stir things up is like asking the queen to do the boogie.
Shewolf--yep, men to talk to their penises (keep it up, big boy), but they seldom talk about their penises, especially to women. What's so sensitive about a penis that they can't talk about it? Women are more willing to talk about their vaginas but they certainly don't talk to their vaginas.
Just as this thread is getting another lift, so to speak, Dys and I are leaving tomorrow for a few days in southern Colorado.
Stay talking to each other, not to your respective genitals unless you are feeling desperately lonely.
Diane wrote: Women are more willing to talk about their vaginas but they certainly don't talk to their vaginas.
Ppppbbbtthh..
Speak for yourself.
tips head down
you DA girl.. you know you are..
you can take it
power packed crotch!
You rock!
tehee.
But- that is a good point. For some reason women are much more apt, even more EAGER to talk about their crotch-tal region then men.
Vagina Monologues anyone?!
Shewolf, in a very heartfelt communication with her love tunnel wrote:tips head down
you DA girl.. you know you are..
you can take it
power packed crotch!
You rock!
That was brilliant, shewolf, and very, very convincing. I almost felt as if I was in the room with you, watching you talk to your crotch, your husband standing in the corner with an angry look on his face, wondering what an old dude with coveralls on was doing in his wife's room, watching her talk to her crotch.
There's some penis puppetry show they do, it's coming to Boston.
Thing I don't understand, is these guys charge money for tickets, get up on stage, and tie their penises in pretzel formations, and what not. And it's "theatre," or "art."
However, I stand outside my ex-girlfriend's bedroom window doing the same tricks, and it's "indecent exposure," "sexual harrassment," and "lewd behavior."
What gives?
Erm, I've seen the show. While it's not all insane, there are some parts toit that are. I doubt you're capable.
Ouch, Slappy. You gonna take that?
gustavratzenhofer wrote:Ouch, Slappy. You gonna take that?
Yes, Gus...sadly I am.
As I read that statement my penis resembled a turtle's head retreating into it's shell in shame. Like a dog walking away with it's tail between it's legs.
Thank you, Littlek, for crushing what little confidence I had. Off to find my bottle of gin and Frank Sinatra records.
Nonono! It's a good thing you can't do some of the **** they do. They stretch their scrotums so far that they become translucent.
I once hooked my scrotum up to the bumper of a departing car. It resembled silly putty in a crazy kind of way before the whole experiment came to a painful end.
littlek wrote:Nonono! It's a good thing you can't do some of the **** they do. They stretch their scrotums so far that they become translucent.
Nonono. Consider damage as done. Next time you see me why don't you just loudly refer to me as "tiny" or "hey you!" while holding up your index finger and thumb an inch apart.
Heartless wench.
Funny trick with your scrotum. You can partially pull it/stretch out of your shorts in front of a male friend, and say "want some gum?"
Gets a chuckle every time.
I know chicks do the same kinds of things. Right? Right?
No fun. Won't tell us the secrets. Like you REALLY are just going to the bathroom when you go in groups.
No, we're talking about you when we go to the bathroom in groups.
littlek wrote:No, we're talking about you when we go to the bathroom in groups.
And by "you," you mean me.
I know that. All women that know me constantly talk about me. "What a frickin' pervert! Did you HEAR what he said to me?"
