I want to talk about mine now!
It looks like a cross between one of those half-rotten hot dogs sitting in the case at 7-11, all bubbly, and a piece of cauliflower. And it's fun to guess the color of the discharge every day.
Who wants a picture?!?!?!?!
Dear Lola
I'll show you mine if you show me yours....
Love,
The Bear
Lola, it may be a while...it's in some book about unknown STD's....
Diane wrote:Hey Slappy, did you know that Lola has a temper equal to that of Lorena Bobbit? Sweetie, you don't want yours bobbing in the Charles River, do you?
I was in Iceland a few years back for a 2 hour lay over headed to Luxenbourgh. 48 degrees in mid July. They also grew a bit back then as this volcano kept adding to the size of the landscape.... I think this year it did the same.
Quote:Dear Lola
I'll show you mine if you show me yours....
Love,
The Bear
Meet me in the back room, Bear. I'll see what I can do.
Quote:Lola, it may be a while...it's in some book about unknown STD's....
Excuses excuses, Slappy. I'm beginning to wonder if you have one.
Lola, I wrote an homage to you. It's in Gus's "I have just sent a letter to Penthouse" thread, if you feel like checking it out.
sinepsinep wrote:
Quote:I was in Iceland a few years back for a 2 hour lay over headed to Luxenbourgh. 48 degrees in mid July. They also grew a bit back then as this volcano kept adding to the size of the landscape.... I think this year it did the same.
My grandfather had a volcano in Iceland once........but he couldn't keep it because it wouldn't behave.
Quote:Lola, I wrote an homage to you. It's in Gus's "I have just sent a letter to Penthouse" thread, if you feel like checking it out.
I'm hurrying as fast as I can, Kicky. But it better be good...........
Did you read it? I hope it wasn't too softcore for you...
gotta link? Can't find it.
Well now, Kicky......about the part with the cab driver and the gun?..........ummm, you know it didn't happen that way.
If I'd known you were taking notes, I would've talked a little dirtier.
76th and 3rd......sure you did.
My response to Kicky was:
Kicky...
...obviously you are a strap hanger.
There ain't no cab driver in all of New York City who would be able to say what you said this guy said...
...at least, not the way you say he said it.
we all know it's fiction after all, don't we guys. We know where I was at the time and it wasn't in a cab.
Diane ---- I have just been watching a movie on the UK channel FILM FOUR. It's Japanese & the story of a married man who takes a Geisha Girl as his lover.
The long & the sort of it is that jealousy rears it's head & the GG cuts off man's PENIS so that he wont stray
How are you Diane
oh goody! More penis talk.......but let's not talk about castration........it's such a tragedy when it happens. Such a waste.
And why, I ask you would a woman cut off a man's penis to keep him from straying?
For what purpose would a woman want a man without a penis? I can think of none. How about the rest of you girls, any ideas?
you know what the useless skin around the penis is?
the man.
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im going to get it for that joke! )
oak
I've seen that - quite sexy until the disturbing end - it's called "Ai No Corrida", if I'm thinking of the same film.
shewolf - don't stir it up, now!
KP
