Finally, men talk about their penises.

Hey, I just may have to travel to Iceland for this. But I think I'll wait for the human penis......although, maybe not. There's something very disturbing about a severed penis........it makes me cringe just to think of it.

I prefer my penises to be attached.

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more penis talk

Lola wrote:

Hey, I just may have to travel to Iceland for this. But I think I'll wait for the human penis......although, maybe not. There's something very disturbing about a severed penis........it makes me cringe just to think of it.

I prefer my penises to be attached.

Just imagine the S/M erotica which would ensue if they ever master stem cell use to regrow defective or missing body parts..... Now you may grab down there, lol. Oh and those who envision such a prospect.....remember that regrowth of missing foreskins will be a side effect.

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On the subject of the dead penis...

(now there's a line I haven't used before)

I was a medical student for two years, before I realised that I didn't want to be a doctor. So I have dissected dead bodies.

The body that my table had to deal with was a man. So we cut away at chest, arms, legs, etc. When it came to the day on which we were to dissect "reproductive organs", the other male and I were very happy to hand over to the females: "go and have some fun, girls!". Neither of us blokes was keen to cut up a penis - even if it was already dead.

One of the only days I felt queasy on that course! Laughing

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I've heard more than one ex-med student tell me that it was on this day, the day of reproductive organ disection, they made up their minds to take up another profession.

It certainly would have been mine.

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Are you kidding me? Free necklace charm!

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Kitchen Pete, good to see you--another that I haven't seen for a long time. If you had wanted to stay for that class, I would have worried about you.

Slappy!! Where've you been--this thread just isn't what it should be without you.

Sinepsinep, welcome to a2k. I would love to go to Iceland, but I'll skip the museum, thank you very much. That said, I've read that penis figures played a prominent part in old Rome (or should that be--there were many erections of penises in old Rome?).

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I don't need that kind of charm, thank you Slappy. Let's stop talking about severed penises. It makes me very nervous. Women can have castration anxiety too, you know.

Now if the museam contained dildos.........

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Why not talking about severed penises? They make for a great conversation piece, when dangling from your gold chain. Or ear. Or bracelet.

Would you like me to send you some pictures to convince you?

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please we HAVE to change the subject and if we don't, I'm going to go get my very sharp knife. Laughing

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Hey Slappy, did you know that Lola has a temper equal to that of Lorena Bobbit? Sweetie, you don't want yours bobbing in the Charles River, do you?

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But, from what I know of Lola, it would hurt so good. :wink:

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My penis has a mind of it's own. I could be just doing any old thing and there it is! For instance, I was just looking at Lola's avatar, and now...bam! Hello Mr. Happy!

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Re: touring penis

sinepsinep wrote:

I recently saw while watching the TV that there exists a penis museum in Iceland ...

I guess there's a national tendency for penile exposure.
Even in buildings.
The biggest mall, in Iceland, Smáralind, for instance, is shaped like a penis.

http://www.heimsnet.is/gulli/joke/list/smaralind/smaralind4.jpg

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That is hilarious, Scrat! Hey where've you been anyway?

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My penis has a mind of it's own. I could be just doing any old thing and there it is! For instance, I was just looking at Lola's avatar, and now...bam! Hello Mr. Happy!

Why don't you step on over to the cafe, darlin. We're being mermaid and mermen today. Fun fun fun.

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=11263&start=1420

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Diane wrote:

Hey Slappy, did you know that Lola has a temper equal to that of Lorena Bobbit? Sweetie, you don't want yours bobbing in the Charles River, do you?

Women get so cute when they're angry.

Lola, there's nothing wrong with talking about severed penises! Not only do they make a great necklace charm, but a good pacifier!

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I like my pacifiers attached, thank you.

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Did anyone ever hear the term "gentlemans toothpick". It is in fact a cured pigs penis.... uncurled and straightened it is very skinny and long, when dried and cured it makes some erotic southern toothpick.

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I want to talk about my penis.....although not huge it is above average I'm told....beautifully shaped with a delicate and yet masculine lacy pattern of throbbing blue veins running from base to just under the fetchingly bell shaped tip....these chameleon like passion indicators turn a regal violet color when properly aroused......the urethra taking an ever so slight curve to the left at the end of the opening...giving it an enigmatic almost Mona Lisa like look of mystery and serene beauty.....and yet capable of wreaking such violent and fiery response.....a true work of art my penis.......I wish each of you could see it up close ladies.....

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Bi-Polar Bear wrote:

I want to talk about my penis.....although not huge it is above average I'm told....beautifully shaped with a delicate and yet masculine lacy pattern of throbbing blue veins running from base to just under the fetchingly bell shaped tip....these chameleon like passion indicators turn a regal violet color when properly aroused......the urethra taking an ever so slight curve to the left at the end of the opening...giving it an enigmatic almost Mona Lisa like look of mystery and serene beauty.....and yet capable of wreaking such violent and fiery response.....a true work of art my penis.......I wish each of you could see it up close ladies.....

We all like to talk about ours but showing is much better, wink wink.... My cat zeros in on mine every time it crosses his path and I see those marble like green eyes fixated on it. It balances out cause when he cleans himself I see his tiny pink wee wee. We dont have any shame in my house.

OH! "Mona Lisa like look", Does that include the devious smile?

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I wish each of you could see it up close ladies.....

You could send us a little pic, bear. But your verbal description is magnificient. I've always thought some penises smile.

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