Finally, men talk about their penises.

Bi-Polar Bear wrote:

Frank Apisa wrote:
Since this thread has obviously degenerated into a joke telling opportunity...

....this guy comes home and finds his live-in girlfriend packing her bags.

"Where you going," he askes apprehensively?

"I'm leaving you," she replies.

"Why," he asks?

"I found out you are a pedophile," comes the instant reply.

"Pedophile," he says taken aback, "...that's a pretty big word for a 12 year old!"

the moderators deleted my pedophile jokes on a different thread......you payin' someone off Frank?

Oh shyt...why didn't you tell me this BEFORE I posted?

You tryin' to get me run off so you can have all these women to yourself?

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penises? Did I hear the word penis?

Since when is the subject of penises purely a male fascination?

Ok guys, plump em up.......

Oh dear, now that I'm immortal..........I think I can do anything. Twisted Evil

he he

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Who said "penis"? I am fascinated by them, and glad to know it's not a taboo subject, cuz I love the little thangs!

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yes, Misti.........cute aren't they?

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I don't want this to be misinterpreted...but I call mine, "Anaconda!"

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LOL...............and have you lost your Anaconda, just like your cigar, Frank.......very good..........

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Misti, Misti, Misti, when will you learn not ever to call them little? I love em' too, at any level of attention. Embarrassed

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Maybe I am considered a safe and innocuous poster and am sort of over-looked by the moderators....little do they know! Twisted Evil

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BTW, I'm so glad things are looking up around here.

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I love to hear women talk about penises. Go on...go on...

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Well, kicky, I think we've already said a mouthful.

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Oh baby.

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Nah, let's get away from those underage nymphs.

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Now, Diane, let's not consider ourselves not-babies......we're just very experienced babies.......and penises, sometimes I'm overcome with awe..........shock and awe, that's it........

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..and delight.

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Hi there Mapleleaf. How are you doin?

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Diane wrote:

Maybe I am considered a safe and innocuous poster and am sort of over-looked by the moderators....

Haha! Yeah right.

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Uh oh, looks like littlek knows the REAL Diane.

Hey Mapleleaf, how are you? I haven't seen you in ages, although since I post sporadically, I do miss out on lots of threads and individual posts.

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touring penis

cicerone imposter wrote:

I got some photos of erotica I took at the private archaeology museum in Lima, Peru, but I don't have a public domain photo share site to post it on A2K. ;( c.i.

I recently saw while watching the TV that there exists a penis museum in Iceland which displays a preserved penis from every animal on earth who has one.... all but the human. This fellow endowed the museum with his very own penis deliverable after his death. The only requirement was that it was to be displayed at its maximum size for honor's sake.

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Finally, men talk about their penises.

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