Western Gathering . . . can we start a thread that is "Live from the A2K Conference West" ? (Assuming laptops and drinks are available there)
sumac ---- why do ya wanna webcam ? use your imagination. picture it how you think it. and whoooooooooooooosh.................
A home run and a touch down both at the same
Me too, if I can figure how to use it!
Then again, maybe the imagination works best:)
I'm a few days behind here, and working hard to catch up, but I must comment on what sumac said about bras being confining harnesses, like binding the feet.
I know that many women prefer to go without, especially in the summertime, while others among us simply can not because we need that support. But if it is THAT uncomfortable for you, if it was torture to wear one, chances are you were wearing the wrong size and/or style for your body shape.
If you ever need one again, for a gown or event or sport or something, get an accurate measurement from a specialist and try on every single style before you buy one. And let the specialist adjust the hooks and straps for you, to make sure you get the best fit possible.
I firmly believe that every woman deserves to feel comfortable, beautiful, and sexy. In and out of her bra. No matter what her breast size is, and no matter what her age is, no matter if she has had major or minor surgery, no matter how many children she has borne, or if her breasts are dramatically asymmetrical.
Your bra should not be uncomfortable.
*stepping down off of soapbox*
Marycat,
The bra wasn't uncomfortable when I was wearing one. I ceased to be aware of it entirely. But when you do not wear one for an extended period of time, and then put one on again, it is excrutiatingly "present" around one's chest, confining, seemingly unnatural. But I do wear one, for modesty's sake, when a chemise isn't sufficient to hide nipples, but need not wear one as my size doesn't require it. Thankfully.
I got some photos of erotica I took at the private archaeology museum in Lima, Peru, but I don't have a public domain photo share site to post it on A2K. ;( c.i.
A man and a woman were driving down the road and arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reaches over and slices the man's penis off. Angrily, she tosses it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple is a man and his 9-year-old daughter.The little girl is just chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacks the pickup on the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off.
Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"
Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey."
The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes she says... "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"
Howard Stern told a funny story about his youngest daughter. I think she is 8.
"Daddy, what's a prostitute?" was the question.
He said he wanted to put the answer in as delicate terms as possible, but also be honest, so he said basically a prostitute was a woman who, for whatever reason, sells their body for money.
His daughter said: "Oh, like a hooker!"
The potty-mouth himself was floored....
There is nothing like the wisdom or curiosity of children. My daughter when she was about 4 years old, asked her maiden aunt during one of those Sunday family gatherings, if she had a hairy vagina. Maiden aunt a little taken aback, said yes & then asked my wife what she'd been telling our daughter. Wife said, the truth, if she asks a question I give an honest answer.
Better than beating about the bush or hedging your bets.
Beating about the bush? LOL
What happened to the penis talk?
Did the subject just shrivel and dry up?
Since this thread has obviously degenerated into a joke telling opportunity...
....this guy comes home and finds his live-in girlfriend packing her bags.
"Where you going," he askes apprehensively?
"I'm leaving you," she replies.
"Why," he asks?
"I found out you are a pedophile," comes the instant reply.
"Pedophile," he says taken aback, "...that's a pretty big word for a 12 year old!"
Men finally talk about their penis'? Obviously terrence Clarke never spent any time with a rock band....we name our penis' and the subject of them and where they spent the night is constant.....
Re: What happened to the penis talk?
sinepsinep wrote:Did the subject just shrivel and dry up?
we'll try to give it a new wrinkle.....
Frank Apisa wrote:Since this thread has obviously degenerated into a joke telling opportunity...
....this guy comes home and finds his live-in girlfriend packing her bags.
"Where you going," he askes apprehensively?
"I'm leaving you," she replies.
"Why," he asks?
"I found out you are a pedophile," comes the instant reply.
"Pedophile," he says taken aback, "...that's a pretty big word for a 12 year old!"
the moderators deleted my pedophile jokes on a different thread......you payin' someone off Frank?
c.i.
