I hate Broccoli - it makes me windy......
Sometimes I do this......Steam the broccoli taking care that it remains crisp.
Open the dustbin and throw it in.
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Actually, what I do is make a nice tandoori dish with it. Steamed Broccoli, roasted sweet potatoes, apple, pineapple (what ever stikes yr fancy)..
Saute on a hot iron pan till they start to blacken just that wee bit
Sprinkle with sea salt and fresh black pepper
Por lots of brandy on top and light it
Wait for the fire to die down before you eat it