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A TOTALLY FACTUAL WALK IN THE PARK! - HOORAH!

 
 
Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 14 Sep, 2006 09:46 am
smorgs wrote:
ELLPUS!

Would ya stop with the bark pictures, for chissakes...

x


Bark of the willow(potential willow) is very important, smorgs. It stops headaches, as it is a good source of aspirin.

Women all over the world are dreading the day that an instant, effective cure for a headache may be found.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 14 Sep, 2006 09:48 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
No, that ditto was directed at me, not osso. You, too, think the Lord is ugly and stinky, but at the last second had a change of heart because you thought you would hurt his feeling so you made one last desperate attempt at retraction by deflecting the statement toward osso.

Ain't gonna work.



I did?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 14 Sep, 2006 09:49 am
You did what?
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smorgs
 
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Reply Thu 14 Sep, 2006 09:50 am
[img]http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l290/smorgs777/PIC_0015.jpg[/IMG]
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smorgs
 
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Reply Thu 14 Sep, 2006 09:52 am
Ignore the date...

That's my 'Aubergine' car in the background.

WHAT?

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

x
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 14 Sep, 2006 09:58 am
Nice tree, smorgs.


I love trees, ever since my first sexual experience.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 14 Sep, 2006 09:59 am
Salix alba L. lookin' good here -

http://www.habitas.org.uk/flora/species.asp?item=3859
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 14 Sep, 2006 10:00 am
I nailed a tree once myself, lord. Not bad, but it wasn't my first sexual experience.

I started off with a mulberry bush.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 14 Sep, 2006 10:01 am
I think detective osso might be on to something.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Thu 14 Sep, 2006 10:03 am
"only god can make a tree" is a lie, I once made an elm. I was not barking up the wrong tree at the wrong time in the wrong place.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 14 Sep, 2006 10:04 am
ossobuco wrote:


Nearly Osso, but the leaves are rich, glossy green, and your one says it has lots of hairs on the leaf, making it appear silvery.

My tree has leaves that look almost waxed.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Thu 14 Sep, 2006 10:06 am
I really, honestly, genuinely know a woman called Teresa Green...
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 14 Sep, 2006 10:06 am
Before you identify that tree, LK...can you tell me what sort of tree this is please?

For reasons only known to myself, I need LK to answer this personally...

The one with the fruit on.....

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b358/lordellpus/PICT7493.jpg
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 14 Sep, 2006 10:07 am
smorgs wrote:
I really, honestly, genuinely know a woman called Teresa Green...


Have you got her phone number?
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smorgs
 
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Reply Thu 14 Sep, 2006 10:07 am
It's a bloody Apple tree, Ellpus!
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 14 Sep, 2006 10:12 am
Smorgs, I'll have to try another one now.

You see, everyone here tells me that LK is a tree expert, but she's taken so long on this one, I'm having my doubts.

If LK had identified the apple tree, I would have rested just that little bit easier, knowing the case was in the hands of a professional.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 14 Sep, 2006 10:15 am
Type slower, Lord, so smorgs can understand.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 14 Sep, 2006 10:17 am
What's taking LK so long, Gus?


Is she the type that takes a nap in the middle of the day?
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 14 Sep, 2006 10:18 am
Salix nigra, on the other hand -

(don't know if it grows in UK. It does get weepier than in the first photo I showed.. bark may not be the same..)

http://www.forestryimages.org/images/768x512/0008450.jpg
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 14 Sep, 2006 10:33 am
Ellpus, I am working! I never claimed to be a tree expert. Perhaps the tree in the photo (white willow) were cleaned up for their photo shoot.....? We really need more photos to even attempt to name that tree with any reliability.
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