New Australian Citzenship Questionaire

1 - How many slabs can you fit in the back of a Falcon Ute while also allowing room for your cattle dog?

2 - When packing an Esky do you put the ice or the beer in first?

3 - Is the traditional Aussie Christmas dinner:
a) At least two roasted meats with roast vegetables, followed by a pudding you could use as a cannonball. Also ham. In 40C heat.
b) A seafood buffet followed by a barbie, with rather a lot of booze and ham. In 40C heat.
c) Both of the above, one at lunchtime and one at dinnertime. Weather continues fine.

4 - How many beers in a slab?

5 - Does "yeah-nah" mean:
a) "Yes and no"
b) "Maybe"
c) "Yes I understand but No I don't agree"?

6 - The phrases "strewth" and "flamin' dingo" can be attributed to which TV character?
a) Toadie from Neighbours
b) Alf from Home & Away
c) Agro from Agro's Cartoon Connection
d) Sgt. Tom Croydon from Blue Heelers?

7 - When cooking a barbecue do you turn the sausages
a) Once or twice
b) As often as necessary to cook
c) After each stubby
d) Until charcoal?

8 - Name three of the Daddo brothers.

9 - Who was the original lead singer of AC/DC?

10 - Which option describes your ideal summer afternoon:
a) Drinking beer at a mate's place
b) Drinking beer at the beach
c) Drinking beer watching the cricket/footy
d) Drinking beer at a mate's place while watching the cricket before going to the beach?

11 - Would you eat pineapple on pizza? Would you eat egg on a pizza?

12 - How many cans of beer did David Boon consume on a plane trip
from Australia to England?

13 - How many stubbies is it from Brissy to the Gold Coast in a
Torana travelling at 120 km/h?

14 - Who are Scott and Charlene?

15 - How do you apply your tomato sauce to a pie?
a) Squirt and spread with finger
b) Sauce injection straight into the middle?

16 - If the police raided your home would you:
a) Allow them to rummage through your personal items
b) Phone up the nearest talkback radio shock jock and complain
c) Put a written complaint in to John Howard and hope that he answers it personally?

17 - Which Australian Prime Minister held the world record for drinking a yardie full of beer the fastest?

18 - Have you ever had/do you have a mullet?

19 - Thongs are:
a) Skimpy underwear
b) Casual footwear
c) They're called jandals, bro?
d) Japanese Safety Boots

20 - On which Ashes tour did Warney's hair look the best?
a) 1993
b) 1997
c) 2001
d) 2005

21 - What is someone more likely to die of?
a) Red Back Spider
b) Great White Shark
c) Victorian Police Officer
d) King Brown Snake
e) Your missus after a big night
f) Dropbear

22 - How many times must a steak be turned on a conventional
four-burner barbie?

23 - Can you sing along to Cold Chisel's Khe Sahn?

24 - Explain both the "follow-on" and "LBW" rules in cricket and discuss the pros and cons for the third umpire decisions in the
latter....

25 - Name at least 5 items that must be taken to a BBQ.

26 - Who is current Australian test cricket captain:
a) Ricky Ponting
b) Don Bradman
c) John Howard
d) Makybe Diva

27 - Is it best to take a sick day:
a) When the cricket's on
b) When the cricket's on
c) When the cricket's on

28 - What animal is on the Bundaberg Rum bottle?

29 - What is the difference between a pot and a middy of beer?

30 - What are Budgie smugglers?

31 - Did you cry when Molly died on a Country Practice?

32 - A "Hoppoate" is:
a) A breed of kangaroo
b) A kind of Australian "wedgie"
c) A disgraced Rugby League player

33 - What does having a 'chunder' mean?

34 - When you were young did you prefer the Hills Hoist over any
swing set?

35 - What do the following terms mean:
a) Mate
b) Maate
c) Maaaaaaate

36 - Best Aussie name is what?
a) Cheryl
b) Charlene
c) Bazza
d) Thommo
e) Shazza

Not in Howard's Australia, surely?

australia rules and we need to find a way to make sure it stays that way
who agrees

we just rock
we are the best
thats what i mean
any way were are you from

1 - How many slabs can you fit in the back of a Falcon Ute while also allowing room for your cattle dog?

How big is your dog? On average, I'd say about six.

2 - When packing an Esky do you put the ice or the beer in first?

Beer. Always beer. That way everything is nice and chilled.

3 - Is the traditional Aussie Christmas dinner:
a) At least two roasted meats with roast vegetables, followed by a pudding you could use as a cannonball. Also ham. In 40C heat.
b) A seafood buffet followed by a barbie, with rather a lot of booze and ham. In 40C heat.
c) Both of the above, one at lunchtime and one at dinnertime. Weather continues fine.

Lol. I'm going to go with C)

4 - How many beers in a slab?

I think that's a 12-pack.

5 - Does "yeah-nah" mean:
a) "Yes and no"
b) "Maybe"
c) "Yes I understand but No I don't agree"?

I think I've heard it used as C), but it's hard to tell sometimes.

6 - The phrases "strewth" and "flamin' dingo" can be attributed to which TV character?
a) Toadie from Neighbours
b) Alf from Home & Away
c) Agro from Agro's Cartoon Connection
d) Sgt. Tom Croydon from Blue Heelers?

I don't think it's the Blue Heelers guy. That show seemed much too serious. I don't know those characters from the soapies, so I'm going to go with C).

7 - When cooking a barbecue do you turn the sausages
a) Once or twice
b) As often as necessary to cook
c) After each stubby
d) Until charcoal?

I think after each stubby is the way to go.

8 - Name three of the Daddo brothers.

Cameron, Andrew, and the other one.

9 - Who was the original lead singer of AC/DC?

Ah. . .what was his name. . .beep. Time's up.

10 - Which option describes your ideal summer afternoon:
a) Drinking beer at a mate's place
b) Drinking beer at the beach
c) Drinking beer watching the cricket/footy
d) Drinking beer at a mate's place while watching the cricket before going to the beach?

B)

11 - Would you eat pineapple on pizza? Would you eat egg on a pizza?

Yes. No.

12 - How many cans of beer did David Boon consume on a plane trip
from Australia to England?

Um, 14?

13 - How many stubbies is it from Brissy to the Gold Coast in a
Torana travelling at 120 km/h?

26.

14 - Who are Scott and Charlene?

Is Scott that footy player that can't keep his pants on? And is Charlene his ex?

15 - How do you apply your tomato sauce to a pie?
a) Squirt and spread with finger
b) Sauce injection straight into the middle?

A)

16 - If the police raided your home would you:
a) Allow them to rummage through your personal items
b) Phone up the nearest talkback radio shock jock and complain
c) Put a written complaint in to John Howard and hope that he answers it personally?

C)

17 - Which Australian Prime Minister held the world record for drinking a yardie full of beer the fastest?

I'm only familiar with Howard, Holt, and Chifley. I'll vote for Chifley. He's got a spiffy looking sculpture in front of his plaza. I bet he enjoyed his liquor.

18 - Have you ever had/do you have a mullet?

Ah, sad to say, no on this one.

19 - Thongs are:
a) Skimpy underwear
b) Casual footwear
c) They're called jandals, bro?
d) Japanese Safety Boots

B)

20 - On which Ashes tour did Warney's hair look the best?
a) 1993
b) 1997
c) 2001
d) 2005

A)

21 - What is someone more likely to die of?
a) Red Back Spider
b) Great White Shark
c) Victorian Police Officer
d) King Brown Snake
e) Your missus after a big night
f) Dropbear

E)

22 - How many times must a steak be turned on a conventional
four-burner barbie?

Once.

23 - Can you sing along to Cold Chisel's Khe Sahn?

Not by heart, but I do have it on cd. Can I get partial credit?

24 - Explain both the "follow-on" and "LBW" rules in cricket and discuss the pros and cons for the third umpire decisions in the
latter....

Lordy, cricket escapes me. I can follow NRL and AFL, but cricket just doesn't make sense to me for some reason.

25 - Name at least 5 items that must be taken to a BBQ.

beer, wine, salad, rolls, sausages.

26 - Who is current Australian test cricket captain:
a) Ricky Ponting
b) Don Bradman
c) John Howard
d) Makybe Diva

A)

27 - Is it best to take a sick day:
a) When the cricket's on
b) When the cricket's on
c) When the cricket's on

B)

28 - What animal is on the Bundaberg Rum bottle?

Uh, a dingo? I know Toohey's, does that count?

29 - What is the difference between a pot and a middy of beer?

size

30 - What are Budgie smugglers?

Isn't it a speedo?

31 - Did you cry when Molly died on a Country Practice?

No.

32 - A "Hoppoate" is:
a) A breed of kangaroo
b) A kind of Australian "wedgie"
c) A disgraced Rugby League player

B)

33 - What does having a 'chunder' mean?

To be sick

34 - When you were young did you prefer the Hills Hoist over any
swing set?

Sure

35 - What do the following terms mean:
a) Mate
b) Maate
c) Maaaaaaate

A) Greeting
B) It's your round.
C) That's my beer!

36 - Best Aussie name is what?
a) Cheryl
b) Charlene
c) Bazza
d) Thommo
e) Shazza

Why Shazzer of course!