New Australian Citzenship Questionaire

She looks like an Audrey to me.

ive met a couple of audreys before and i suppose your right but hey some people say i look like a jimmy
(not the crowbar)

Re: New Australian Citzenship Questionaire
1 - How many slabs can you fit in the back of a Falcon Ute while also allowing room for your cattle dog?

around 30.... more if the dogs tied on to the back and can stand on the roof without getting blown off!

2 - When packing an Esky do you put the ice or the beer in first?

beer in first.... then fill up the gaps (if any) with ice!

3 - Is the traditional Aussie Christmas dinner:
a) At least two roasted meats with roast vegetables, followed by a pudding you could use as a cannonball. Also ham. In 40C heat.
b) A seafood buffet followed by a barbie, with rather a lot of booze and ham. In 40C heat.
c) Both of the above, one at lunchtime and one at dinnertime. Weather continues fine.

4 - How many beers in a slab?

24

5 - Does "yeah-nah" mean:
a) "Yes and no"
b) "Maybe"
c) "Yes I understand but No I don't agree"?

6 - The phrases "strewth" and "flamin' dingo" can be attributed to which TV character?
a) Toadie from Neighbours
b) Alf from Home & Away
c) Agro from Agro's Cartoon Connection
d) Sgt. Tom Croydon from Blue Heelers?

7 - When cooking a barbecue do you turn the sausages
a) Once or twice
b) As often as necessary to cook
c) After each stubby
d) Until charcoal?

8 - Name three of the Daddo brothers.

Andy Lochie and Cameron

9 - Who was the original lead singer of AC/DC?

Bon Scott

10 - Which option describes your ideal summer afternoon:
a) Drinking beer at a mate's place
b) Drinking beer at the beach
c) Drinking beer watching the cricket/footy
d) Drinking beer at a mate's place while watching the cricket before going to the beach?

11 - Would you eat pineapple on pizza? Would you eat egg on a pizza?

Yes and Yes

12 - How many cans of beer did David Boon consume on a plane trip
from Australia to England?

Aahh the famous 52 beer flight!!! what a legend!

13 - How many stubbies is it from Brissy to the Gold Coast in a
Torana travelling at 120 km/h?

Lets say going from stanley street (so you're on the southside already)... hmmm 5 minutes a stubbie, about 45 minutes to surfers (driving like a hoon) so 9!

14 - Who are Scott and Charlene?

Kylie and Jason when they were on Neighbours

15 - How do you apply your tomato sauce to a pie?
a) Squirt and spread with finger
b) Sauce injection straight into the middle?

16 - If the police raided your home would you:
a) Allow them to rummage through your personal items
b) Phone up the nearest talkback radio shock jock and complain
c) Put a written complaint in to John Howard and hope that he answers it personally?

17 - Which Australian Prime Minister held the world record for drinking a yardie full of beer the fastest?

Bob Hawke?

18 - Have you ever had/do you have a mullet?

never!
19 - Thongs are:
a) Skimpy underwear
b) Casual footwear
c) They're called jandals, bro?
d) Japanese Safety Boots

20 - On which Ashes tour did Warney's hair look the best?
a) 1993
b) 1997
c) 2001
d) 2005..... after the hair replacement treatment!!

21 - What is someone more likely to die of?
a) Red Back Spider
b) Great White Shark
c) Victorian Police Officer
d) King Brown Snake
e) Your missus after a big night
f) Dropbear

22 - How many times must a steak be turned on a conventional
four-burner barbie?

rare steak - once
medium - 4
well done - 82

23 - Can you sing along to Cold Chisel's Khe Sahn?

no....... it's about sydney! and after tonights state of orgin the least said about NSW the best!

24 - Explain both the "follow-on" and "LBW" rules in cricket and discuss the pros and cons for the third umpire decisions in the
latter....

I'm a girl and therefore not required to know anything about cricket, other than who looks best at the crease. cricket rules are a mans domain!

25 - Name at least 5 items that must be taken to a BBQ.

beer, chips, beer, your own meat, beer, beer

26 - Who is current Australian test cricket captain:
a) Ricky Ponting
b) Don Bradman
c) John Howard
d) Makybe Diva

27 - Is it best to take a sick day:
a) When the cricket's on
b) When the cricket's on
c) When the cricket's on

28 - What animal is on the Bundaberg Rum bottle?

Bundy, the polar bear!

29 - What is the difference between a pot and a middy of beer?

neither! they're both the same size

30 - What are Budgie smugglers?

speedos - the tighter the better!!

31 - Did you cry when Molly died on a Country Practice?

nah... that was before my time!
32 - A "Hoppoate" is:
a) A breed of kangaroo
b) A kind of Australian "wedgie"
c) A disgraced Rugby League player

33 - What does having a 'chunder' mean?

spewing! being sick! worshiping the porcelain godess!

34 - When you were young did you prefer the Hills Hoist over any
swing set?

still do!!

35 - What do the following terms mean:
a) Mate

someone who's name you can't remember

b) Maate

a friend

c) Maaaaaaate

your best friend!


36 - Best Aussie name is what?
a) Cheryl
b) Charlene
c) Bazza
d) Thommo
e) Shazza

I thought Boonie managed 54??? I know the previous record holder was Rod Marsh with 45.


I remember when the Aussies won the Frank Worrell trophy in the West Indies for the first time in yonks. One of the press guys was interviewing Boonie in the dressing room not 5 minutes after the game ended, and he already half in the bag. That guy can really put it away.

ffydownunder - you poor bugger - I thought you were just studying here - now you look you almost ready for a citizenship ceremony.... och aye.

yeah I am just studying here!!! but it's amazing what you pic up at the local pub quiz!!!!!

the pie tech was wrong every on sqirts in the middle

well everyone at my uni does a squirt and spread, opposed to the sauce injection.

i don't eat pies (deport her i hear you cry!!!!) so I'm just following their example!!!!

another quiz! suck it and see.

http://smartasses.org/aussiequiz.html

I spent most of the time laughing while I read this, I did have to find out what a "Hoppoate" was, but now I know.

See below answers to all Questions from an Australian . Any normal, sober Australian is gonna know the answers to these no worries. The whole point of this is that foreigners wont even get the questions, its not even about the answers!!

1. No answer required, its the words "slabs" "Falcon" "Ute" and "cattle dog" that are the joke here. No foreigner is gonna know these words.
2. Beer first always, then ice. Everyone knows that!
3 c
4. 24
5. Again, no answer required, its a line from Crocodile Dundee. So I guess in a way its a "true" statement.
6. c
7. b
8. "b" but other's are always optional, depending on taste, time, alcohol.
9. Lochie, Cameron, Andrew
10. Dave Evans, then Bon Scott took over.
11. d
12. Pineapple and Egg definately go on Pizza!! No question!!
13. 52
14. Another one to trick the foreigners. The joke is the question! No answer required. (My brother says 12 just for the record.)
15. Jason Donovan and Kylie Minogues Characters in Neighbours.
16. a and b are the correct answers. We do both here in Oz.
17. More than likely its b, but a and c would be what some would do...
18. Bob Hawke
19. Personal answer here. Some foreigners wouldn't know what a mullet is.... for those people, its a short cut at top with long at the back.
20. b
21. No answer required here, the joke is on Warney, the people that don't know who Warney is, and that he always has "done" hair.
22. All of the answers correct. A missus is the "wife" and a "dropbear" is a koala falling out of a tree. "Look out a dropbear doesn't hit you" etc.
23. Once
24. Of course we can all sing along to Khe Sanh!!!!! It should be the National Anthem!!
25. A follow on is if the first team make say 600runs, then the other team make 200. The captain of the winning team can ask the lower scoring team to play the next innings first. If they don't even make it to 600, the winning team don't have to play the second one, coz they won easily. The LBW is leg before wicket, which is when the batter is in the way of the ball hitting the stumps, and the 3rd umpire is the one who watches the re-play video etc and can over rule or something. I hate cricket, but if you want to know more, look up the rules.
26. Beer, ice, snags, sauce, bread.
27. a
28. Can't believe they wrote "sick day" when its obviously a "sickie!!"
29. A white polar bear.
30. The size, a middy is bigger.
31. Speedo bathers.
32. No answer required here, its the question again, to trick the foreigners.
33. Everyone cried when Molly died. (Trick for the foreigners again)
34. c
35. To vomit
36. Hills hoist of course, this is swinging around on the clothes line!!