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I want to know something about the breakfast in Western area

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Miller
 
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Reply Tue 16 May, 2006 08:28 am
Breakfast in the US will depend on which part of the US, you're talking about.

Which part of the US are you talking about?

Likewise, a person's breakfast will depend on his/her profession. Surgeons
usually skip breakfast, when an operation is planned.
Construction and Iron workers tend to load up on calories, because of
the nature of their work.

Which professional are you, the most interested in?

Laughing
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 16 May, 2006 08:44 am
I've noticed that Francis hasn't come back with his info, so I will reply on behalf of the French.

I'm sure he won't mind.


The normal French breakfast consists of three courses.

First course.
This is usually a large bowl of onion soup, a glass of Marc and twenty minutes of torrid lovemaking.

Second course.
Two thick wedges of a "Parisienne" loaf, copious amounts of honey and a pot of natural yoghurt. This is washed down with a double Armagnac.

Third course.
A Pain Bagnard and a large mug of fresh coffe, which must be served by a nubile waitress, wearing a red camisole.


He'll thank me for saving him some time, I think.
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Miller
 
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Reply Tue 16 May, 2006 08:48 am
Who has breakfast at a "Hooters"?

Very Happy
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Francis
 
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Reply Tue 16 May, 2006 09:19 am
Lord Ellpus, how do you know that so precisely?

It's an insider's view, not a tourist thing!
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 16 May, 2006 09:29 am
Francis wrote:
Lord Ellpus, how do you know that so precisely?

It's an insider's view, not a tourist thing!


Just as long as you're not smoking cigarettes during breakfast....that's all I ask.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 16 May, 2006 09:31 am
As many people habitually smoke after sex (damn ! ! ! that's gotta be some powerhouse sex ! ! !), and after meals, would Francis be obliged to chain smoke?
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Francis
 
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Reply Tue 16 May, 2006 09:33 am
Chai Tea wrote:
Just as long as you're not smoking cigarettes during breakfast....that's all I ask.


Cigarettes are not good for the performance...

I don't smoke.
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Francis
 
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Reply Tue 16 May, 2006 09:35 am
Setanta wrote:
As many people habitually smoke after sex (damn ! ! ! that's gotta be some powerhouse sex ! ! !), and after meals, would Francis be obliged to chain smoke?


Here only 10% of men smoke after sex (we say after love).
Other 10% open the fridge..
And finally 80% just go home...
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 16 May, 2006 09:42 am
Francis wrote:
Chai Tea wrote:
Just as long as you're not smoking cigarettes during breakfast....that's all I ask.


Cigarettes are not good for the performance...

I don't smoke.



Good for you!
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 16 May, 2006 09:44 am
Francis wrote:
Setanta wrote:
As many people habitually smoke after sex (damn ! ! ! that's gotta be some powerhouse sex ! ! !), and after meals, would Francis be obliged to chain smoke?


Here only 10% of men smoke after sex (we say after love).
Other 10% open the fridge..
And finally 80% just go home...


....and I've heard that a Frenchman always talks to his wife during lovemaking, provided there's a phone within arms reach.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 16 May, 2006 08:54 pm
I have heard that the myth about the French being good lovers is bogus and the real heroes of the love-making world are none other than the frisky aborigine.

Whooda thought?
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Francis
 
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Reply Wed 17 May, 2006 12:29 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
I have heard that the myth about the French being good lovers is bogus and the real heroes of the love-making world are none other than the frisky aborigine.

Whooda thought?


I told you yet, Gus, I don't want to steal your damn glory!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 17 May, 2006 01:07 am
Francis wrote:
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
I have heard that the myth about the French being good lovers is bogus and the real heroes of the love-making world are none other than the frisky aborigine.

Whooda thought?


I told you yet, Gus, I don't want to steal your damn glory!


How does one steal a glory, especially one that has been damned?


Francis must be a mighty purloiner before the lord!
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Francis
 
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Reply Wed 17 May, 2006 01:12 am
Ah! always connecting glory with religion!

I must be damned...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 17 May, 2006 01:27 am
Francis wrote:
Ah! always connecting glory with religion!

I must be damned...


Does this mean you must be religious to be damned?


Or, handy-dandy, is one merely damned if one is religious?
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Francis
 
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Reply Wed 17 May, 2006 01:33 am
By a religious else, yes...
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dadpad
 
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Reply Wed 17 May, 2006 01:46 am
Breakfast for me is 4 slices of wholegrain toast one with butter and peanut butter one with butter and vegimite, 2 slices with honey or jam and a cup of instant coffee. I start work at 7.30 am and am often up at 5.30 or 6.00 am so morning smoko is a bread roll usually with a slice of ham and cheese.
followed by home made fruitcake or museli bars.
The rest of my family is big on packaged cereal products cornflakes, museli or weetbix sometimes oatmeal porridge in winter.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/10/Vegemiteontoast_large.jpg/180px-Vegemiteontoast_large.jpg
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farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 17 May, 2006 06:54 am
whats a smoko? Is that a colloquialism for a break?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 17 May, 2006 08:55 am
farmerman wrote:
whats a smoko? Is that a colloquialism for a break?


In Britain, it is when one has to visit the loo after a particularly hot curry.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 17 May, 2006 04:24 pm
Yes, smoko (people often used to have a smoke as well as a drink of something, and often something to eat) is a work break.


Often, they still DO smoke.
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