Don't forget to call your Jewish Mother Today!
What, it should kill you to pick up the phone?
Don't worry, she'll be there.
What else does she have to do but sit and wait for you?
Yiddishe mome: "I'm waiting and waiting by the phone and you don't call your mother. I don't feel well, I haven't eaten for two days".
.
Son: "oh my god. mother, why not?"
.
Yiddishe mome: " I didn't want to answer the phone with my mouth full".
