Yo! Any of youse got a message for me?

Oh, damn. Out AGAIN!

Listen...I really need that book back.


Can you drop it over?

Nimh, Gus here. We still going to the monster truck rally this weekend?

Call me.

Nimh, hey it's Kicky. I just wanted to warn you that I was talking to Mr. needy, Gustav last night, and he mentioned to me that he wants to go to the monster truck rally with us. What a pest.

I just thought I'd let you know, so's you can think of a good excuse so we don't have to hang around with him all day.

later

Baby?

Hey, Baby?

Cr@p. I finally got him outta the room so I could call you.

Cr@p.

Don't call back. I'll let you know when he's gone.

Cr@p.

I'm calling from the clinic to let you know the results of your tests.

Please call back regarding reference number 6669052.

Thank you.

We really need to talk to you soon.

Yeah, I think I can get you a couple of kilos. Just let me know.

hey there sweetie,
about last night


you know i had alot to drink
and i dont hold my liquor well at all
but

yeah, you know that thing we did?
With the dog?



can we.. err.. not talk about that ?

see you later..

1. I am currently away from my desk, beating my head against the wall.
Your message will be replied to once I have reached a level of numbness
sufficient to cloud my vision to the point I am able to formulate an
appropriate response to your request.

2. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail
to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

3. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the
office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at
all.

4. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send
me until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your
Mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99.
For the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your
message.

6. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is
unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try
sending again. (The beauty of this one is that when you return, you can
see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).

7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system.
You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in
approximately 19 weeks.

8. I've run away to join a different circus.

9. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons.
When I return, please refer to me as 'Marvin' instead of 'Martha.'

Hi Nimh, Say.. oh, hang on, its his machine...



Was that the beep? I don't know if I heard the beep.


Nope, definately haven't heard the beep yet.









This beep is taking a long time. I don't think his machine is working










No, I still haven't heard the beep.



Maybe I missed the beep. I guess I should just start talking..

So anyway Nimh.......<BEEEEEP>

Oh, nimn, I am so so sorry.

I can explain: You see I had to work longer and I ran a little late.Then, I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it broke down, found a farm, bought a horse but it dropped dead, ran 10 miles, and now I'm here,
but you're gone already. But don't worry, Lamaze is every week. Let's
try it next Tuesday again, shall we?

Sh!t, there's no one answering at 1-900-DOO-NIMH.

I guess I'll just have to settle for the Lord Ellpus hotline. <sigh>

Hey Nimh, it's Montana and I just called to shoot the **** and see how things were hangin.
Word around town has it that you have all these chicks chasin ya around and if you keep playing them all like you have, things are gonna get sticky.

Just wanted to give you a heads up ;-)

Hello, nimh? This is Eva.

Why don't you ever return my messages? Is it something I said?

Please call. I know you have the number.

(Sigh.)

<click>

You guys are great :wink:

nimh, pick up.



nimh, pick up.



nimh, pick up.



nimh, pick up!!



i know you're there, dammit...

hi -hey, I'm at the airport, can you come pick me up?

uh, my hotel reservation somehow got cancelled....

Ehm, hello Nimh?

*grumble* never there when you need him *mutter*
Ehm... remember that packet you send me?
Now, I know we talked about the 6th of June and our fun get together,
but ehm... sending me these blooded steak knifes and certain images from 'Rosemary's Baby'... Ehm, i don't know, not working for me.
Really.

And that cheesy Dracula picture, with I VAAANT UUUURR BLOOOOODD written over it??? No, not a good 'moodsetter' , as you so enthusiastically wrote on the backside. In blood. Yuck.

Anyways, just wanted to let you know this, since this will be the last time I am near a working phone before I emigrate to another country, in another part of the world. And no, I won't tell you where.
Byyyeeeee!

Naj.

hey

er... I know this is strange

but , i see you outside my window right now

uhh... what are you doing?


























ok, look guy,
just .. uhh.. call me sometime , right?
you dont have to.. well


your so busy in your car right now, I am not going out to interrupt you
but



yeah


i gotta go

Nimh? Nimh? Dammit, where are you?

I'm locked out. I had to run out of the house this morning, the ice cream truck was going by and the kids were screaming and I was, well, you know how loud noises make me, and dangitall I forgot the stupid keys and you know you don't want me calling Mother to come over and everything that that entails. So let me in, at least for the sake of the children.

Oh yeah, and the toaster's broken.