Re: Mom's corpse is my co-pilot
Reyn wrote:BERLIN - A 53-year-old German woman who was driving her dead mother across country to save on mortuary transportation costs was fined by police for disturbing a dead person's peace.
"You're not allowed to transport dead people in your private car," said Ralf Schomisch, police spokesman in Koblenz, where the car was found after a tip-off from a mortuary.
"The corpse was on the back seat without a seat belt, which in this case didn't really matter. But it was covered up with clothing. It is a misdemeanor."
Perhaps the real reason was so she could use the commuter lane. How devious!
Yep, just put me out by the curb in a Hefty lawn and garden bag on bulky trash day.
ANNOUNCER: The Meaning of Life: Part Five: Live Organ Transplants. [ding dong]
MR. BROWN: [cough] Don't worry, dear! I'll get it! [cough]
[ding dong ding dong]
[ding dong ding dong]
MR. BROWN: Yes?
MAN: Hello. Uhh, can we have your liver?
MR. BROWN: My what?
MAN: Your liver. It's a large, ehh, glandular organ in your abdomen.
ERIC: [sniff]
MAN: You know, it's, uh,-- it's reddish-brown. It's sort of, uhh,--
MR. BROWN: Yeah,-- y-- y-- yeah, I know what it is, but... I'm using it, eh.
ERIC: Come on, sir.
MR. BROWN: Hey! Hey! Stop!
ERIC: Don't muck us about.
MR. BROWN: Stop! Hey! Hey! Stop it. Hey!
MAN: Hallo.
MR. BROWN: Ge-- get off.
MAN: What's this, then? Mmh.
MR. BROWN: A liver donor's card.
MAN: Need we say more?
ERIC: No!
MR. BROWN: Listen! I can't give it to you now. It says, 'in the event of death'. Uh. Oh! Ah. Ah. Eh.
MAN: No one who has ever had their liver taken out by us has survived.
Re: Mom's corpse is my co-pilot
NickFun wrote:Perhaps the real reason was so she could use the commuter lane. How devious!
You're getting slow on the uptake there pal. It's already been done
HERE.
This is why I hate coming into a thread late. All the good jokes are taken.
I'm sure you'll do better with the next story. :wink:
You still got it!
Good one!
