Phew, between cleaning the skanky bathroom (and believe me, there are times when husband and wife smells are thoroughly un-erotic, lol) and making dinner, and watching Law and Order....hardly time to come back here
Whoa...I have decided that Gen is the emoticon master...
As for alkyhol, I have found that bubbly or gin are best. With bubbly, the alcohol goes to the brain quicker, with gin, well it's just the panty remover. Something about the herbs...
Apparently, lizard is favored in Arab countries as an aphrodisiac. Good thing we are bombing the crap out of them!
Okay, the lizard part is true, the rest was a joke.