Well, at least Omsig has learned to spell..if not think.
But...must he shout so much?
Best watch out, he might start hunting wabbits!
And Im pissed at my wife about the maroon curtains. Well, its a long story... ya hadda be there.
Lock an load.
Careful, farmerman. She may be packin' heat too!
You know what they say about men who carry guns. They usually have small pene. :wink:
I believe youre refering to a type of pasta there
farmerman wrote:I believe youre refering to a type of pasta there
Pasta? Ah! A typo, I meant to write penes.
blacksmithn wrote:Best watch out, he might start hunting wabbits!
The wabbits r safe from me.
David
Eryemil wrote:farmerman wrote:I believe youre refering to a type of pasta there
Pasta? Ah! A typo, I meant to write penes.
Isn't the plural "penii"?
If it isn't, it oughta be.
Peni, pene, pece.
I came, I smoked, I fell asleep...
Isn't there something to do with fish in that?
OmSigdavid,
> The ill effects that u describe did not follow
Ok, so all Americans do indeed become marksmen! That's good to know.
> As to bullies:
> there are a lot less of them in practice;
> " an armed society is a POLITE society. "
It only takes one.... How many did it take at Columbine?
Najmelliw
dlowan wrote:Eryemil wrote:farmerman wrote:I believe youre refering to a type of pasta there
Pasta? Ah! A typo, I meant to write penes.
Isn't the plural "penii"?
If it isn't, it oughta be.
As far as I know the plural of penis is penes Dlowan.
The REAL Weapon ( BEHIND the SCENES )
The REAL problem is how parents choose to have their children raised. The apple usually doesn't fall far from the tree. It seems that in these times, as a new generation is born, each new apple gets further from the spot where the previous apple fell, morally speaking.
But people usually don't want to look inward, so they re-direct that blame outward. In this case, they blame the tool instead of the user of the tool.
Using this same line of thinking, it would then be just as justifiable to outlaw automobiles. After all, more people get killed in vehicles than in wars! According to the law, in certain legal cases, the automobile is considered a deadly weapon. So does this mean that we then outlaw cars? Come on. Everything goes back to square one.
The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world, and that hand has increasingly become either the government or day care centers.
Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying that all women are supposed to stay home while the men go out into the world. But some kind of arrangement and schedule must be made between them, so that they can raise and (where suitable) educate their own children, and be willing to make the necessary sacrifices to do it.
The Hand that Rocks the Cradle
(William Ross Wallace / 1819-1881)
Blessings on the hand of women!
Angels guard its strength and grace,
In the palace, cottage, hovel,
Oh, no matter where the place;
Would that never storms assailed it,
Rainbows ever gently curled;
For the hand that rocks the cradle
Is the hand that rules the world.
Infancy's the tender fountain,
Power may with beauty flow,
Mother's first to guide the streamlets,
From them souls unresting grow--
Grow on for the good or evil,
Sunshine streamed or evil hurled;
For the hand that rocks the cradle
Is the hand that rules the world.
Woman, how divine your mission
Here upon our natal sod!
Keep, oh, keep the young heart open
Always to the breath of God!
All true trophies of the ages
Are from mother-love impearled;
For the hand that rocks the cradle
Is the hand that rules the world.
Blessings on the hand of women!
Fathers, sons, and daughters cry,
And the sacred song is mingled
With the worship in the sky--
Mingles where no tempest darkens,
Rainbows evermore are hurled;
For the hand that rocks the cradle
Is the hand that rules the world.
The male's organ for copulation and peeing can be a weapon as well.
Here's a pic from a manoeuvre I attended a couple of years ago
The REAL Weapon ( BEHIND the SCENES )
True, which enables him to shoot from the hip.
<For those who don't know what this means (from answers.com)>:
"shooting from the hip" - the fast shooting accomplished by drawing a gun from a holster and shooting without raising it...(Slang; mid-1900s)
Walter Hinteler wrote:The male's organ for copulation and peeing can be a weapon as well.
Re: The REAL Weapon ( BEHIND the SCENES )
LightsAndMagic wrote:
The Hand that Rocks the Cradle
(William Ross Wallace / 1819-1881)
Blessings on the hand of women!
Angels guard its strength and grace,
In the palace, cottage, hovel,
Oh, no matter where the place;
Would that never storms assailed it,
Rainbows ever gently curled;
For the hand that rocks the cradle
Is the hand that rules the world.
Infancy's the tender fountain,
Power may with beauty flow,
Mother's first to guide the streamlets,
From them souls unresting grow--
Grow on for the good or evil,
Sunshine streamed or evil hurled;
For the hand that rocks the cradle
Is the hand that rules the world.
Woman, how divine your mission
Here upon our natal sod!
Keep, oh, keep the young heart open
Always to the breath of God!
All true trophies of the ages
Are from mother-love impearled;
For the hand that rocks the cradle
Is the hand that rules the world.
Blessings on the hand of women!
Fathers, sons, and daughters cry,
And the sacred song is mingled
With the worship in the sky--
Mingles where no tempest darkens,
Rainbows evermore are hurled;
For the hand that rocks the cradle
Is the hand that rules the world.
I love this one LightsAndMagic. I'm not sure if I've read it before but it seems familiar.
Re: The REAL Weapon ( BEHIND the SCENES )
LightsAndMagic wrote:The REAL problem is how parents choose to have their children raised. The apple usually doesn't fall far from the tree. It seems that in these times, as a new generation is born, each new apple gets further from the spot where the previous apple fell, morally speaking.
But people usually don't want to look inward, so they re-direct that blame outward. In this case, they blame the tool instead of the user of the tool.
Using this same line of thinking, it would then be just as justifiable to outlaw automobiles. After all, more people get killed in vehicles than in wars! According to the law, in certain legal cases, the automobile is considered a deadly weapon. So does this mean that we then outlaw cars? Come on. Everything goes back to square one.
.
I'm not saying you are wrong in general, but your point is just a variation of "guns don't kill people" with a "cars kill people too" twist.
I think a certain level of common sense should come into it when debating the merits of machines potential usefulness vs it's potential danger. To me, a cars usefulness outweighs the danger, while a guns clearly does not. (Although I can see situations, mostly rural, where they might). The level of gun ownership in the USA is outrageously stupid from where I sit. Have another look at those stats I posted earlier.